The Players Klub revisited on your android phone.

Plus I don't understand this gibberish you're posting. Why don't one of you just come here to Mexicana and fix this stupid thing for me?

 

Well that explains it, I tried, I thought you lived in Mexicanaduh! When I couldn't find you I had to sell my van and beer and buy a boat to get back because I couldn't get past the border crossing, so I set sail on the big lake they call gitche gumee, and then what do you know the gales of September came early.

 

<stands up and applauds ... slowly>

tuna. You ARE gold. That was very clever!!