THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

The PHIL skated with the team for the first time on Thursday ...
http://penguins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=778667&navid=DL|PIT|home
Apparently, he DID NOT lose 13 pounds as reported earlier.

 

I'll bet that he actually did lose the 13 lbs but Gary Roberts gave him a day off and he packed it back on.

 

I love this 3-headed monster storyline already.

 

I'm treading VERY carefully not use that one. Although I did call the Buffalo Bills QBs a "3-headed hydra" when they destroyed the Stillers' D in a recent preseason game.

 

Let the photoshopping begin!

 

with all due respect, shouldn't the title start with TEH PHIL?

 

I agree, it should be TEH PHIL

 

I told you guys, his weight loss was just a phillusion, he'll phill up his belly in no time, bring on all the hoagies the pittsburgh area could handle, phil will not disappoint.

 

lmao @ phillusion

 

wtf, why is phillusion not in the dictionary?

i blame belicheat.

 

The phillsbury doughboy will own the burgh, you heard it here first.

 

Will TEH PHIL score 40 goals? Quite a few NHLers think so...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...penguins-survey-nhlpa-crosby-malkin/72019380/

 

Phil is due for an injury.
kind of a dick comment but its true.

 

"I've never heard of anyone going on the disabled list because of pulled fat"
-Rod Beck

 

Roberto clemente "when i put on my uniform, i'm the proudest man on earth"

 

http://www.torontosun.com/2015/09/1...rns-penguins-gm-rutherford-on-kessels-bad-rep

 

Sure, now that he get's traded he's under the watchful eye of gary roberts.

 

scary perspective for a box of donuts.