THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

And the Blessed Malkin did passeth the puck through the wickets of the Nashville defenseman to TEH PHIL. He lowered His holy blade and with a simple turn of His wrist did fireth the puck. Saros was helpless as the blessed puck hitteth the twine for Pittsburgh's fifth goal of the game.
Praise Be!

 

That was a wicked perfectly placed wrister... good stuff.

 

Today is Wednesday, 14 June 2017 and... PHIL KESSEL IS A 2-TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPION!!!

 

This one's for you Bob, wherever you are.

 

Mr Durable. The only Penguin to play in every game this season. I too am starting a hot dog diet.

 

Kessel is cool... I don't care what anyone says about him. He's a great player.

 

He sat down for a chat with McCutchen on Penz Day in the locker room, then Cutch went out there and smacked 2 HRs. I'm gonna lay a bet that TEH PHIL slipped him a couple of Kessel Dogs during their little get-together.

 

DONE!!!

 

pssst... don't let TEH PHIL see that.

 

A fun guessing game involving our hot dog-eating savior:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/phila...led-what-the-hell-is-in-phil-kessels-pockets/

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Phil Kessel is a Stanley Cup Champion
Times 2

 

Baby is Blessed by TEH PHIL... film at 11.
https://www.nhl.com/news/pittsburgh-penguins-phil-kessel-signed-baby/c-289940892

 

The baby got a 2nd degree sunburn but daddy got an autographed baby shirt. Fair trade.

 

haha I'm sure the Pope won't lose sleep over this. Look at Phil's autograph, she could've done that at home and saved herself the trip. It's all scribble. haha