THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

Hey everyone! Remember tonite is the beginning of Daylight Savings Time. We lose an hour of sleep but we gain 1 extra hour enjoying the fact that TEH PHIL is a Stanley Cup champion. Praise be.

 

22 goals? Getting rid of kessel and fanoof, 100% worth it, good trade for the pens too.

 

horsehead has been very good on this years contract. gulp...

 

What's really stuck out with HH this year is the 100 pim's. He's fit in real well there behind karlsson, much better than with the leafs. To finish last overall and win the lottery, they needed to get rid of teh phil and hh, also do a reset.

 

I don't about Toronto needing a reset or whatever, but I do know that TEH PHIL ripped a wicked wrister into the net last nite for what would be the game winning goal. PRAISE BE!

 

Playoff time is for teh phil.

 

He's like a big lovable koala bear

 

TEH PHIL scored 2 goals and added an assist to help push the Craps deeper into the hole. Phil has 11 post-season points (2 off the lead by Malkin).
When TEH PHIL scored last nite it was free cookies for everyone at my house, but then he delivered once again and suddenly, chili dogs with mustard and relish were on demand.

PRAISE BE!

 

More on TEH PHIL...
His average of 1.02 points per games in the playoffs ranks third among active players who have played at least 40 playoff games, behind Crosby (1.13) and Malkin (1.08 game). His average of 0.51 goals per game ranks second among active players who have played at least 40 games, behind Vladimir Tarasenko of the St. Louis Blues (0.55).

PRAISE BE!

 

Here's an older (but funny) article on the enigma Himself.
http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2014/10/17/6994629/report-what-does-phil-kessel-do-for-a-living

 

aaaaaaaaaaand some new ink:

 

TEH PHIL pranks Malkin, then Malkin pranks back :
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/04/pit...ut-fake-phil-kessel-shrine-in-their-lockeroom

This made me think... Sidney Crosby must be one of the most boring people ever.

 

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eJRyhrfCp0&feature=youtu.be[/video]

oooh! I just got chills!

 

TEH PHIL pranks Geno then Geno pranks TEH PHIL:
[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnihHvWn0no[/video]

 

TEH PHIL leads all post season players with 4 PPGs.

Praise be!

 

John Scott may not like PK, but TEH PHIL offers sympathy and a blessing for the Preds Dman.
https://www.fanragsports.com/news/p...ays-predators-pk-subban-got-shafted-montreal/
Praise Be!