THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/phil-kessel--stanley-cup-champion-051937523.html

 

LMAO
TEH PHIL on winning the cup:
?You never dream this is going to happen. And then it did.?

Uhm is that how hockey kids grow up in America or are his dreams just filled with Cheeseburgers and Swiss Rolls?

 

heard phil will be in the new sharknado movie in a cameo role beating up the flying sharks at a diner with one hand on his hockey stick and the other on a t-bone steak!!

 

Thats the day they want him in with the Cup, I think? He's going to be eating out out of it.....

 

https://medium.com/sportspickle/phi...riving-him-out-of-town-74b0021f092#.2jh3cbjda

TEH Phil strikes at the Toronto faithful! I love it. Good for you Hamburgular!

 

this says it all...

 

Teh phil was just on the radio here, he's briniging the cup. " I have a lot of friends in toronto and wil be bringing the cup there". He's only giving one interview, he doesn't have too many reporter friends, but loves the fans.

 

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/...-team-canada-pittsburgh-penguins-maple-leafs/

 

http://www.tsn.ca/ballots-show-crosby-edged-kessel-in-tight-conn-smythe-vote-1.508739

 

apparently phil underwent surgery today on his hand. it is rumored to be carpal doughnut syndrome.

 

lets get the phil back in the picture

 

gets me every single time

 

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n70Hp7bBdc[/video]

 

pussies

 

I loved that Phil tweet, shame a bunch of underachievers took it so personally.
Don't suck and you won't feel the wrath of Teh Phil

 

This belongs on [del]The[/del]Teh Butthurt board. USA Hockey = butthurt.