I'd say this was a Baby Boomer extending the periods to harass younger and younger kids, but we know their computer literacy is crap and they could never edit a Wikipedia entry.
It looks like I'm either Generation X or an Xennial, whatever the hell that is. Now I have to research some more...
According to my quick research - One site says I am Gen X One site says I am Xennial My wife says I'm an asshole I think option 3 is my safest bet.
lol! I'm pretty sure I'm Generation X....And I'm damn sure that both my ex-wives would concur that I'm also an asshole.
I like tapioca! We had it one time when the grandkids were here. They asked what were the little balls were that were in it. I told them they were fish eyes. MORE TAPIOCA FOR ME !!!
Tapioca. That's something I don't think I've ever tried...My grandfather famously hated it, so I just steered clear.
Thanks for all the support and you're welcome. Also I'm sure Dallas was the exception. And who are the Seacocks?
Yep. Congrats @LAOJoe. That was an awesome SB. I was thinking Pats for the last couple weeks, but the closer we got to the game, it just felt like Philly had the mojo going up in Minnesota...Love it when the underdog wins the Super Bowl...I really was an epic. Hopefully John Dorsey and company will put the Browns in position for glory like that some day in the not too distant future.
Husband Realizes His Wife is Cheating, Leaves Note For Her Other Man August 27, 2017 admin News Some things are easier said than done. Have you ever thought about what you would do if you found out that your spouse or significant other was cheating on you? While this is not a fun topic to think about, it’s hard to not let the “what if” thought cross your mind. Chances are, you have thought about this and you have a game plan in your back pocket. You may just up and leave, or you may get so angry that you seek revenge on him/her. And oftentimes your ideal plan doesn’t go the way you expected and you end up doing the opposite. It happens. One man did something quite different when he discovered that his wife had been cheating on him while he was away. He wrote a note to the guy she was cheating with, and this is what is said… To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. 1.Please stop leaving the toilet seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old. 2. You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer.It is fine if you have a couple while you visit (god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you. 3. If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up. 4. Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son believes if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot? 5. After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, I run out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty (thanks). 6. Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentally challenged. 7. Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts. 8.When she asks “do these pants make me look fat,” say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in. 9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share. 10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left. Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only ordered one meal. I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become awkward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don’t feel rushed. P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have a bottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer. Well, there ya have it. This guy proved his point in a very creative way. It would be interesting to find out where the relationship stands now.
A Browns fan and a Steelers fan are in the bathroom at the urinals during the game. After relieving himself, the Steelers fan starts washing his hands. Meanwhile, the Browns fan finishes and just walks past the sinks toward the door. The Steelers fan looks up in disgust and says "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you go the bathroom?" "No, my parents taught me to not piss on my hands,"
