The new DPL.

Meh, needs a bigger beverage holder next to the steering wheel.


Although you could fit a bottle of mustard in it.

 

This big enough ???

 

Now that's a lot of mustard!!!

I'll bring the BallParks.

 

Since we're sharing boat pictures, here's mine........

 

*STOP* If you think that Lyms Mustard report is bad... Do you really know what's in your ball park frank :!

 

I didn't want to go there seeing as I probably already doused their appetite for Stadium Mustard. *STOP*

 

Already know Crex. Lips and azzholes. And I still don't care.

 

. . . and various parts of rodents who don't know how to escape the grinder.

 

I do believe that's what is referred to on the label as "natural flavorings."

 

And that's why I go with the Hebrew Nationals. Cause the bugs and rodents have at least been incorporated in a kosher manner and have been circumcised.

 

:! *HELP* :!



Am so glad that I am fortunate enough to have in-laws who raise their own for me *SHADES*

Take it to a reputable local processor and I know exaclty what goes into my brats *DRINK*

Guranteed rodent free

 

*ROFL* *BRAVO* *ROFL*

 

They may have circumcised . . . but the grinder still castrates them. *DONT_KNOW*

 

Smells a little fishy Lym, is your girlfriend hiding in there?

If she is, don't let her "bait" you into a conversation on the phone she can use against you later!!

 

No girlfriend. Irish. Mrs. Lyman sits right in front of this cooler and, when asked nicely, turns around and fetches me a beer without leaving the seat.

I do have plans to add a live bait well later on if I can find a good spot for it.

 

That probably works well as long as you're not drinking these...

 

*ROFL*

one of the funniest coversations in the DPL in a while! Lyman had me rollin about the Stadium Mustard. lmao!

 

So Lym, do you have any affiliations with any Worcestershire sauce people? cuz I love that chit too...

Next round on me Bluez....

In the mood for a nice porter...I'll go with a Great Lakes "Edmund Fitzgerald"

 

Nope, TD. No affiliation with them. Although I did hear that they have toerags from streets of Liverpool piss in the bottles.

*SORRY*

 

And our Dumbazz of the Day Award goes to:



This guy must have been nuts to try to take a selfie with a feisty squirrel.

The victim of a squirrel attack that was (thankfully) captured on camera prefers to stay anonymous, but he told BuzzFeed what lead to this sequence of events.

Story continues after squirrel attack...












"I approached it making a clicking noise with my tongue; phone drawn,? he said. ?When I got close enough, the squirrel actually tried grabbing my phone. I shook it off, then snapped this photo.?

But then the squirrel got its revenge.

He said his mom took that last photo.

Lucky for him, squirrels don't carry rabies.

Remember kids: Respect nature.