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Discussion in 'Cleveland Browns' started by bluez, Apr 3, 2013.

  1. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    If you want to sell out every game, just change it to the Cleveland Browns. They have the largest fan following in the world and could watch their Browns in football's off season.
     
  2. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    This is an email supposedly sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins
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    Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

    Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

    The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.

    The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

    Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

    Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.

    The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.

    The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

    So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

    As a die-hard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "The Beavers" (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers?)

    I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Washington DC.
    Forgot the Chicago Blackhawks !
     
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  3. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

  4. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

  5. TopDawg Legend

    Happy birthday Lyman!
     
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  6. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, TD !!!
     
  7. Happy Birthday Lyman......72 years Young........enjoy your day,
     
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  8. Willie Head Coach Manager News & Notes Vikings

    Hi, Lyman! Happy Birthday!

     
  9. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, Larry
     
  10. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, Willie
     
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  11. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    Happy Birthday alum!!

    :cheers:
     
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  12. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    Dammit, I can’t edit from my phone, lol. Happy BDay Lym!
     
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  13. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, Irish !!!
     
  14. gidion72 Legend Steelers

    72 is the perfect number too. Happy birthday Lyman
     
  15. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, Gid !!!
     
  16. crextin Franchise Player Browns

    Happy Belated B-Day Ole Man!

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  17. Hi Crex...........Be careful showing that Major Hottie.......Lyman might Blow a Fuse.....lol
     
  18. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Thanks, Crex !!!
     
  19. gidion72 Legend Steelers

    Hickory dickory dock
    You get the picture
     
  20. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    Happy Belated B-day Lyman.

    :cheers:
     

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