The Ditch part deux

toss penguins in Nashville!

 

You shut your filthy whore mouth!

 

My dad and his buddies used to do Tennessee fishing trips for trout. My question is why catfish? Why not banjo strings? Or a pouch of Beech Nut?

 

Update on the PPG/catfish incident. The article obtains a quote from Waddell (the tosser), as he also points to where he hid the catfish while bringing it into the arena.
http://www.sbnation.com/2017/5/30/1...s-penguins-stanley-cup-final-pittsburgh-mayor

 

Wizard World/Comic Con in Philly (JUNE 1-4) to feature appearance by Chuck Norris and a few other people, but who gives a shit because CHUCK EFFING NORRIS will be there!!!
https://wizardworldphiladelphia.fro...3.1851365806.1496231396-1893331375.1496231396

 

the Karate Kid Ralph Macchio. Better bring the body bags!

 

it was his best post this year ! i did get a good laugh at it.

 

it seemed gutted out in the middle of it. yeah it was ugly, but not as ugly as me. im a charmer in comparison!

 

Let me tell ya'll that you can do lots worse than BeechNut if you're gonna chaw. (Disclosure: I quit the stuff some time ago and do not actually advocate the use of chaw or other smokeless - or smoky for that mater - tobacco products.)

But if you're gonna chaw the BeechNut is not cloyingly sweet like some stuff. It also has a texture that lends itself to exceptional expectorating. I found this particularly helpful with getting cows to comply with demands. They've got those big eyeballs right up the side of their heads; a quick splat in the eye and, blink fucking blink, that cow has temporarily lost all interest in acting up.

 

I have an uncle by marriage Floyd "Popper" Adkins, who when I was 5, offered a wad when I asked for it. My dad said, "Yeah, sure give him some". I crammed a wad into my yapper and started chewing it like bubble gum. Well, you can probably guess how that turned out. Beech Nut also has a menthol product too. But my stepdad's dad chewed Red Horse. Now, that stuff was brutal.

 

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The charges on the Catfish thrower have been dropped.

 

my sophomore year in college, i was with my buddies who all played on the baseball team. we were doing upside down margarita's at 2 am and i had the brilliant idea of asking to chew tobacco for the first time. they all begged me not to do it. i insisted so they gave me some. within 2 min, i was in the bathroom in the end stall. the next thing i knew, it was 5 hrs later and students were coming in to use the joint showers and of course the bathrooms as it was for the entire floor to use. i found myself sitting on the floor against a brick wall as it was an end stall with the toilet to my left and a stall wall in front of me. The door to the stall was to my right. i had tobacco dribble down my cheek and onto my shirt and the rest was in the toilet bowl with the contents of my stomach. i felt like complete shit. i got up, flush the toilet and then washed my face in the sink, put cold water on the tobacco on my shirt to wash it out and walked back to my room and slept till noon.

i later saw my friends and they asked "how was that dip and where did i go bc i didn't come back to the party?' i said "on the floor of the bathroom till 7 am and then i went to my own room and to bed."

the laughter i got still haunts me to this day!

never tried it again! Tobacco 1 - Catfish 0

 

My first brand of chew was, Mail Pouch.

 

pens way too tough and rinne allows another soft one...

looks like titletown is getting another title...

 

Uh, its "The City of Champions". Get it right. Ask Matty, he knows.


...and it aint over till its over.

 

[/quote]Uh, its "The City of Champions". Get it right. Ask Matty, he knows.
...and it aint over till its over.[/quote]

whatever. it's still shittsburgh to me.

 

True that.
Cleveland is Titletown.

 

not after game 1 last night. ugly.