The coaches.

Babcock got a good look at Radek Bonk on his trip, that was not a pretty sight.

 

bob, that Shackleford quote is genius. amphibious! i almost spit coffee all over my laptop.

 

^^^everything is great... except the genius behind it can't tell the difference between "board" and "bored".^^^

 

th-th-th-th-that's all folks!

 

hey now, it's time to play What Did Bruce Just Say? ok, for $500 Ditch Dollars, what did Bruce say?

 

"I?m not in favor of the shootout. If it?s such a great thing, why don?t we do it at the start of the game...?" - Darryl Sutter

 

this just in from the Pittsburgh Penguins official website:
Dan Bylsma, head coach of the NHL's Penguins will now be referred to as "Dunce Cap Dan". This is in response to the terrible performance of Team USA's medal round games, where they racked up a whopping ZERO goals and turned into dead lettuce on skates versus Canada and Finland.
Just to help everyone (fans/media/etc.) along, the organization's marketing team has provided a visual reference:

 

bruce showing the team how to get maximum value on the value menu

 

Live Mas!!!

 

is that a GIANT churro in his right hand?

 

yes

 

sometimes, u just fucking gotta.

 

"The interesting thing for me when I look at this whole scenario is does anybody know who won the scoring race?
Does anybody care? Does anybody know who won the gold medal? See ya."
? Canada's coach Mike Babcock after the Canadians defeated Sweden to win the gold medal at the 2014 Winter Olympics

 

WHITE GUYS: F**KING UP BLACK HAND SHAKES SINCE 1967

 

dan bylsma is a complete idiot. THE END.

 

Lindy Ruff hits the 600 Win plateau... with Dallas.