Steelers Draft and Mel Kiper sucks thread!!

David Carr and Kurt fecking Warner ....
*sigh*

 

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Totally agree
He should be a 2nd Rd pick with lower expectations and time to learn.
Half of these 1st QBs will bust
Happens every year, but they (talking heads) never stop
How's Zach Wilson or Trey Lance?
It's not just media, NFL GMs are just hoping, and hope is not a good strategy

 

I think they will go WR day 2, they have 3 picks. Center, if they pass on the top 3 day 1, then day 2 for sure. Looking at actual NFL rankings not some cheesy draft sites, JPJ and Frazier are rated in the mid to late 30's.

The argument is why pick Amarius Mims.
36-1/4" arms. Georgia player. .340 lbs. and not gut. The second contract on an OT is 300 Gazillion dollars. He doesn't have to start, Steelers seem confident with Dan Moore for another year. Maybe we get lucky and he improves. (puts pipe down)

The argument for Graham Barton
Smart, Tehcnician, can play 3 spots on the OL. Pat Meyer went to his pro day. And then there is the HOLE AT CENTER

 

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Herbig not starting at C
We're drafting a big-butt that knows how to snap TONIGHT

 

And now more stupidity, Denver trading back to 22 to grab Bo Nix. I just hate the kids face, that smirk, the spiked hair. He has the Asshole face of the draft.

 

They blew it with SUCK Jones
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And everyone was "WOW BELICHICK ROBBED THE BANK"
They should replay all that Mac Jones hype.....and be ashamed
Mac Jones fecking sucks exhaust pipes

 

I remember when Devin Bush wore an arm sling and a straight jacket to the draft

 

Gidion, Gidion....
Come out and playee-ayee-ayyy !!!!

 

If I was a millionaire I would buy one car only for myself, a freaking hellcat in yellow with black stripes. I would have a cargo van decked out with as a RV for my home and have a trailer to tow my hellcat. When I parked somewhere to camp I would drive around and smoke anyone who acts stupid like they can keep up. I have a RT challenger now and I love driving the thing. I can pass 10-20 cars in one shot on the two lane highway leading from my house to the next town. Sometimes I’m doing over 100 mph to get the job done but I get done. One time somebody called the police and said I was doing some crazy passing, he pulled me over about 15 minutes later down the road and told me about the complaint. I told him that the first car in line was only going 40 mph in a 55 mph zone. He asked me to drive more carefully and I said ok. My problem is WTF don’t people pass the slow vehicle instead of all piling up behind it?

 

Maybe they're waiting for the exit....
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Or they like the slow shit so they can check dik dok

 

Drivers go when they should stop.
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And stop when they should go
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It doesn't compute

 

We have a lot of circles with yield signs to enter in and so many numbnuts stop at the yield sign and wait to see if someone shows up. No other freaking cars trying to enter but they sit like they’re waiting for someone to come.

 

Why can't people merge?
I'm in the straight lane
Just get behind me
Why I gotta make room for you?

 

It's like high school cafeteria
I'm getting those tater tots
Cutting line is a dick move

 

Let’s get this party started.

 

Let's talk snacks. What you guys got. I am going nachos and soft pretzels. Maybe wings tomorrow or Saturday. I wish Pepperidge Farms would wake up. They got some good flavors, I like Pizza and Parmesan. But why, I mean why don't they have BACON GOLDFISH.

LETS JUST STOP WITH THE FASHION SHIT, LETS TALK DRAFT.

 

"Baby blue, explain it to me..."
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It's baby blue ya ding dong

 

I'm a chicken wangz fanatic
I do it all myself
The breading
The frying
I paint the sauce on with a small brush, for real
Tossers get it too soggy
My wangz game is STRONG

 

Chips and homemade salsa. The companies can’t make hot salsa. I throw two cans of rotel diced tomatoes with habanero peppers, 3 whole habanero peppers and 3 seriano peppers 1 whole onion 4 cloves of garlic and a bunch of cilantro, salt, pepper and lemon pepper. It’s some of the best salsa you’ll ever taste. If you want guacamole add some of the salsa to your mashed avocado. Makes the best guacamole you’ll ever taste.

 

Nachos I go big bowl of chips
Add hot refried
Add melted cheese
Ground beef is a pro move
Sauce, sour cream, guac
But not too much wet stuff of anything
Keep it crunchy