RIP Thread... pile them up in here

i knew that comment was coming! zing.

 

So did I. I just consider the source.

 

Sometimes I just want to have a fun day posting. I'm at home most of the day and making myself laugh if no one else is , actually helps you live another day without sorrow. If I offend anyone please let me know because I don't mean to.

 

You offend the English language, logic, grammar, and general common sense more often than you do people.

 

Sometimes it feels like one big happy family around here.

 

Gid is the son I never had

and never wanted

 

I’m the stepfather that didn’t invite any of you bastards home for the holidays but you showed up anyway, drank all my liquor, clogged up the shitter, left all the dishes dirty and ran up an $1,100 bill on my satellite ordering movies and porn.

 

Most of that was Gid.

 

Don’t try and bullshit me! You little red headed bastard!

Now pass me that plunger...

 

. . . and Tunafat.

 

Tuna was the one who ordered the midgit porn.

 

Hey, Tim !!!

The shitter's full and you're out of scotch! That never happened at CBS.

 

With all of us here you need to set up a couple of porta potties Tim.

 

that may be the POST OF THE YEAR right there.

 

That can't be the cause of Tim's satellite bill. Streaming full length movies can spin the internet meter. All of Tuna's movies were short.

 

Ha!

 

Clogging the shitter would be me. But I'd bring my own hooch to your gig.

 

What we drinking?

 

bring some air freshener while you're at it. lol