Doesn't beat this one in the Vikings suck article... I would fuck my own mother for any other starting quarterback in our division.
baby, I didn't post it because I am lazy, but today I decided to re-read that rant so here's the link: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2013-detroit-lions-1108073618 Search for "ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER" for the best quote or just read the whole thing. I can't copy and paste his rant because it will be filtered a million times over.
Show me where being cute shows up in the win/loss standings. Bo Derek. Derek and Dominos. Derek Jeter. Derek Fisher. Derek Jacobi. Derek Stepan. Derek Norris. Derek Taylor. Derek Jameson. Derek Underwood. Derek Bailey. Derek Watkins. Derek Klivian. Sir Derek Barton. Derek Walcott. Derek Abernathy. There are lots of Dereks. But the Derek in my signature is from the movie Step Brothers.
bo, pati behrs, ursula andress and linda evans all respectfully suggest u include john derek on that list as well.
She was ballerina. And I believe related to Tolstoy? She also helped hide Jews from the Nazis. Plus, she was pretty hot.
She was beautiful even when she was older. Why in the world would anyone with her pedigree marry John Derek? Ugh.
Ok while the Bears deadspin article was dumb, the others are hilarious. I think the Broncs was my favorite.
In regards to the picture above... From deadspin: It's so bad that I've spent the last 10 plus years making excuses Sunday afterSunday to avoid watching games with the mouth-breathing Packers fans so as to avoid wanting to punch my friends in their thick f_cking cheese-fortified skulls for their manifest destiny-esque disbelief towards rules counting against "their" (yes, every a$shole in the state uses pronouns like they are on the team, and if you call them on it, the stupid motherfuckers will no doubt pull out their $200 dollar waste of paper "owners" stock. If only I could take enough shits in my life to wipe my ass on every f_cking utterly worthless stock certificate I would have lived a fulfilled life.) great Packers.
Well I'm back. My internet is still not working up to post but it's better than sitting at the bottom of the driveway trying to get a signal. (Insert le sigh)
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGEyiP4KNAM[/video] Not worthy of it's own thread but stumbled on this PBS Hawaii segment, Olin after football. Doesn't walk too bad yet. 12:45 mark, gets less hokey as it goes along. Talks about trash talkers, walking away, how he did did it all for the game, at one point the hosts asks him if he's crazy, mildy awkard look between the at that point.
