I went to Portillo's a few days ago, wearing a Bears T-Shirt, and the guy taking my order says, 'I'm not sure I can take your order". Me: "Why not?" Him: "Because you're a Bears fan" Me: "Wow, then I guess I don't need to eat here, I can find somewhere else" Him: "No, I'm just kidding" Me: "You do know what side of the border you're on right? This is Illinois" Him: "But all my family is up there" Me: "And you can go right back home with them" Always fun to banter with a cheesehead, because as we all know, the Packers Suck Donkey Balls.
That was an AWESOME story vv!! I can't believe any Packer fan would have the audacity to even make a comment like that to a Bears fan because ... Packers suck!
Here's how that conversation would have been different had it been me. Douchebag behind counter: "Not sure I can take your order" Me: Why? Dumbass high school dropout: "You're a Bears fan" Me........punching kid in the face repeatedly. Cops, jail, bail, court, fine, restraining order, unfortunate lifetime ban from Portillos that requires me to order hotdogs wearing a fake mustache.
I went and taunted the Packers, Lions, and Vikings boards. Dropped my karma pretty quick and there maybe a couple upset fans coming this way. I figured it was close enough I could start a little friendly smack talk. @=
I pissed off the only Bucs fan on this site and mine went down 10 within a few hours. S'all good. Damn right! I only wish the opposing NFC North fans had the stones to step up around here - we need someone to smack around! Come on, guys!
Well so much for smack talk. Not one opposing team fan even tasted the bait. Bears fans .... going to have to step your games up ...
No kidding. My douchebag BIL (who is a Vikings fan - not the reason he is a douchebag) isn't even talking to us, so it isn't like I can have a conversation about football with him. (Of course, if I did start talking to him about football and started arguing with him, I probably would just end up going off about how he blew us off at Thanksgiving and Christmas last year. didn't get around to seeing his niece until she was 6 months old, AND he never once asked how my husband - his brother- was doing after major back surgery in February). It is probably a good thing he isn't talking to us.
It sounds like he needs a wake up call Mary. What an jerk! I have an idea ... Send BWW and Mongo over to give him that wake up call!
Yeah, it isn't like he lives far from us either - we have plenty of relatives that didn't meet our daughter until this summer, but they live across the country, not an hour down the road! I'm more mad that he never asked bout my hubby when hubby had back surgery. We had a one month old and a 3 year old and my husband wasn't suppose to lift more than a gallon of milk (which our daughter was over 10 pounds at that point in time, she was born weighing more than a gallon of milk). It sucks because our son is now asking about his Uncle. Anyway, this is a football site. My brother-in-law is a douchebag because during the 2011 season he bet me $50 that Adrian Peterson would be the league's leading rusher. I said no way. Then in May 2012 I refused to double or nothing the bet (I wasn't sure that AP would be the league's leading rusher, but I figured if someone wasn't going to be pay me $50, there was no way they would pay me $100). Still no cash to this day. Don't they know how many cute headbands I could buy for my little girl with $50. And the Packers still suck. :/
Good ending Mary LOL ... And the Packers still suck. He certainly sounds like a douchebag. I don't understand people who don't put family first. That's a huge mistake coz there 's no guarantee that they'll even be around when the person finally decides to make contact. Well it sounds like you have a great family ... when your son asks about his uncle give him a kiss and a hug and tell him that you love him. He'll soon forget about asking
Just a heads up but I'm getting a new roof put on so I don't know how long I'll be without Internet as they're taking the dish down. Argh. I'll catch up with you guys when the nightmare is over.
There's these crazy new type of telephones these days, all the kids are using them. They can connect to the internet! No wires, no dish, hell you dont even need a roof! Btw, how are those oil lanterns working out for you? And have you heard of this latest thing, they're calling it the horseless carriage!!! *ROFL*
