Off Topic: Sometimes I just don't understand people....

Yeah it is. I mean really you will probably have more fun with that than you would with a conventional orifice, which you would probably have a very difficult time finding anyways.

 

I'm dying here.

Mongo admonishes everyone that she's "Probably a really nice person" and then decides he wants to stick things into her supposed belly button.

God you guys ... so funny but soooo mean!

 

No...I also wouldn't be able to feed the behemoth in case she decided to follow me home.
I'd rather jerk off with a handful of razor blades heated up by a cutting torch.

 

No. I am not missing out. I like to feel that pelvic bone paying me back for each stroke. Not 120 pounds of cold stomach. May as well just fuck a 500lb. bag of those little marshmallows instead.

I can't imagine you would have but a few seconds of "opportunity", after helping her out of the tub, before things began to smell like sour cabbage.

 

I've been with bigger chicks who stank (I think I shared that story before) and bigger chicks who take care of themselves and smell pleasant.

Plus there's more to grab on to. It's a turnoff when I'm grabbing for soft feminine flesh and I feel a skeleton instead.

 

Understood. That's your style.
I am turned on by flat stomachs. That is a requirement. I don't mind some junk in the truck but that stomach has to be somewhat flat.
I also love to munch on the pink taco. I couldn't munch a fattie's.

*vomit*

 

And then there's the other side of the coin ...

Men who are heavy. Are they anymore or any less attractive to women?

I've never been with a heavy man so I don't know. Any of you? Or the reverse of it ... if you're overweight does that act as a deterrent for women?

 

I usually pick up guys at the gym and typically they are in pretty good shape.

 

Ugh.

Bww you're such a brat.

Now you're bisexual all of a sudden?

Watch out world ...

 

nonsense, all of a sudden. he hit on me years ago, he's just out of the closet now

 

That's some high standards Baby. Can I have the pleasure of shaking your hand?

Never been overweight but from what I've seen, no it doesn't. It's all about game. My overweight brethren who know what they're doing have never had a problem.

 

I don't know if it's about standards blang ... I've just never met a heavy man who I was attracted to.

Your last comment is interesting. It shows a lot of women don't care about the exterior package ... and that it is what's inside that counts. That's good all around.

 

Huh ... I wonder if he remembers this ...

 

i can see two possibilities, baby.

1: of course he does, he could never forget.

2: he was so upset when i made mowing the 80 acres here a condition that he took to drinking to forget

 

Just because I feel like it ...


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I want to stay away from the fat women subject as much as humanly possible, but will say that girls date/marry fat guys all the time.
I can't count how many drop-dead gorgeous girls I know that are with guys who are overweight (not OBESE, but certainly not in shape. Guys who have a "sloping neck", if you will). The secret is to be tall. Tall and fat is just fine. I've got no clue what goes on in these women's brains - I mean, just stupid gorgeous. Ridiculous.

 

Most chicks love a good hard pounding. Little skinny dudes can't provide that thunderous impact.

 

Not to detract from the fat women discussion, but what do you guys think about whiskey stones? I don't have any, but I always think the idea is decent.

 

Interesting segue V ... which demands the question of how many of you drink your whiskey neat and how many ice it?

I like the idea of stones because I prefer my drinks really cold and I hate the watery residue that ice leaves.

 

They are awesome because they do not water down whatever you wish to drink "ice cold".
I have a sixteen of them and they cost me around 40 bucks. They do a great job.