Minnesota Vikings vs Chicago Bears Game Thread

Or 6 decades for some of you

I’ll be dead in around 4

 

How you doing?

Well, we suck.

 

PI only exist for one team today

 

Bad throw. Offense has gone completely in the tank.

 

The most frustrating part of this, is this is 100% visible prior to the season. Shit interior lines (both sides), Flus sucks balls bumslaying to buy another year. Building outside in rather than trenches.

There is talent on this team, but it is being wasted.

 

I do not need to make it to my mid-late 90s.

I’ve just accepted this is hell and I’m not allowed to have nice things rooting for this team.

 

On 3rd down the Vikings blanket receivers off the line

on 3rd down we play soft coverage and give space

coaching matters

 

Im loading up on the scotch in take and trying to cut that number down to 3. At this point early death is preferable.

 

I wasn’t being greedy

Just figured I make it until like 105

maybe the Cub win another series by then and the Blackhawks cranky out a couple more cups

Virginia McCaskey might even sell the team by then

 

LMAO, watch this be PI

 

Defensive holding, not PI. You commit fouls and STILL can't stop them, heh.

 

"The vikings second penalty of the day"

 

Pay Gordon, not Brisker

 

Gordon got a sliver of that. Great game.

 

Make Tyrique sign his game checks over to Kyler

 

Three 2nd round picks, only 1 of em gonna get paid = GMing fail.

 

Every ball Kmet catches looks awkward

 

Throw

to

the

fucking

sticks

 

And not a gotdamn one of them helping your QB.

 

Why is it multiple times a game the other team has a free runner at Caleb? Is there something in the playbook that says "don't chip on the edges"?