LOL @ Alexander Ovenchicken.

This one was the best of the "text" exchanges.

 

Vs Slovenia...
Phil Kessel 3 for 4
Ovi 1 for 4

... now tell me, who's the sniper?

 

This was disturbing, ... Funny, but disturbing nonetheless.

 

Anyone know Ovary's +/- (ha-ha, we all know it's a minus) for the Sochi games?

 

lol, he was 1 for 24 shooting I believe.

 

Ahhh, Olympic level sniperness.

 

hey Ovi, guess what...

 

the Ovul8r... tripping over the blue line.

 

ovechkin practicing def... i mean, contemplating the concept of playing defense.

nice yoga mat, bro.

 

an arena full of fail... and no, that's not a Leone western.

 

can someone pass the salt?...

 

How do you keep a Capitals fan from masturbating?
You paint his dick black & gold and he won't beat it for 2 years.
(that's 8 in a row: 8-0-0)

Did you know that Caps don't have a team website?
They can't string three "Ws" together.

How do you stop a Washington Capitals fan from beating his wife?
Give her a Penguins jersey.

thank you... i'm here all week. be sure to tip the bartender.

 

As of this morning, at (-31) +/-, there is only one player in the entire league with a worse +/- than Ovary, and that's Nail Yakupov.

 

SWEET!

I wonder if there has EVER been anyone before who led the league in shots, goals and was the worst in +/-?

C'mon Nail, let him pass you!

 

Russian is also a state of mind.

 

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdxNQIMPzxM[/video]

 

No Bob, there has never been a player in the NHL to lead the league in goals and have the worst +/-. He was leading in both a couple days ago. But don't worry, theres still some games left to play. I'm sure he can be the only one with that distinction......He can always tell his kids he was a good goal scorer, but didn't have a clue how to play defense......

 

With Yakupov out, OV has a really good chance to make history.