How do you hit balls when you're looking up at a TV? Like are the tvs hanging from the trees or the flags on the greens? I should move to the states. I can't golf well either and I only have 1 tv.
Holy crap in that case his golf game must really be fucked. If that really is how bad things are might be best to give it up and try something more suitable. Like Canasta, or Pinochle.
Ha ha ha!! That is excellent! If I can get through the gap without tearing my clothes, I'm in! I love gin. Gin is a God. Gin and clamato juice are sublime. That is as near to ecstasy as ... ok, lost my train of thought here ...
Come on Ev, you know she drives, and that she drives a van, loaded with Corona's. I would have figured a Mexinadian would be all about the Tequila, and bad decisions.
The damn van is in the shop. 'Someone' <won't meet anyone's eyes> painted colourful flowers and peace signs all over it so I'm having the van laminated. Fortunately, I can never remember what I've done when I drink Tequila so if I misspelled it for Gin, that's my bad.