Dynasty League

Booger Sugar Method -

 

Bombers -

 

Turd Toes -

 

Bloody Beavers -

 

Better than I expected. I swore you were gonna make my war room a washroom with a dirty rag in it. Ronda in the octagon I'll take all day.

 

beachbums -

 

Appalachian Fishers -

 

For next season the Bloody Beavers and Beachbums are considering moving into the same office complex. We're splitting the lower floor. We get the front, they get the back.

 

David's Team -

 

Dork Dynasty -

 

Just got back from my weekly run to SoHo... Although that is where I meet up with Uncle Charlie (but usually on Saturdays), this time it was for a reload of my Nespresso pods. What better way to wash down that bitter drip than with a fresh, hot shot of espresso. I'm gearing up for 6pm... Unless I have a heart attack before then.

 

Truth's Trash Talkers -

 

10+ lines of cocaine and a shit load of caffeine will do that to a man.

 

ANED -

 

Hey! Is it ok if I draft naked? Thanks in advance.

 

I've drafted on the shitter before so it should be lol.

 

I'll try not to cross into your territory on that one.

 

Well this draft could take up to 6 or so hours, so we all may have to make exceptions today...

 

Why 6 hours?

 

6 hours?!?! Jee-YAY-Zus, I'd better start cutting some more blow!!!