Dumbass Of The Day

Meh No *NO*

Might end up with something like this...

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[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSPehKy4mUc[/video]

*HELP*

 

True, but at 21, I wasn't checking their medical history...Although I had some very nice memorable...er memories...(also had a share of memories, some call nightmares)...None of them looked like that, but came with the same risk. It would be nice if everyone with a STD came with it branded on their arm. That way, they can cover it up in real life, but in order to, well...Make memories...They must share their secrets. *REF*

 

And now you know why they get tramp stamps on the small of their back. They ought to make them lay face up on the tattoo table.

 

*ROFL*

 

;D

Been there done that...

As any good "boy scout" I was usually prepared before leaving for a night on the town...

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P.S. I still have my old wallet

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What he said

*ROFL* *BRAVO* *ROFL*

 

OK, It's official...





This Dumbass, has officially "ALL ABOUT ME" jumped the shark...

There is no way in the world he doesn't know what he is doing, yet he holds the entire league hostage, while he makes travel plans to Brazil...

That makes him the biggest dumbass of the day, and dare I say, week!!

 

^^^^^That... Is one of the biggest things I DON'T like about the rookie QB JF... He too is represented by the very same PR team/ agency as this phuqing idiot. %) *WALL* *CRAZY*


So... Cleveland Browns Fans prepare yourselves for this type of Circus once JF gets to the end of his contract. I for one am NOT looking forward to it.

















IF JF turns into the QB everyone hopes he can, I guess we can only hope that Farmer is able to get ahead of that kind of crap by getting extensions signed before hand. Though I have my doubts. :|

 

OK, I'm debating taking this down after the "essay" from LeBron in SI...

What say the faithful? I put it in you hands!


LeBron's coming home!!!

*DANCE*

 

by LeBron James (as told to Lee Jenkins)
Posted: Fri Jul. 11, 2014

Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio. It?s where I walked. It?s where I ran. It?s where I cried. It?s where I bled. It holds a special place in my heart. People there have seen me grow up. I sometimes feel like I?m their son. Their passion can be overwhelming. But it drives me. I want to give them hope when I can. I want to inspire them when I can. My relationship with Northeast Ohio is bigger than basketball. I didn?t realize that four years ago. I do now.

Remember when I was sitting up there at the Boys & Girls Club in 2010? I was thinking, This is really tough. I could feel it. I was leaving something I had spent a long time creating. If I had to do it all over again, I?d obviously do things differently, but I?d still have left. Miami, for me, has been almost like college for other kids. These past four years helped raise me into who I am. I became a better player and a better man. I learned from a franchise that had been where I wanted to go. I will always think of Miami as my second home. Without the experiences I had there, I wouldn?t be able to do what I?m doing today.

I went to Miami because of D-Wade and CB. We made sacrifices to keep UD. I loved becoming a big bro to Rio. I believed we could do something magical if we came together. And that?s exactly what we did! The hardest thing to leave is what I built with those guys. I?ve talked to some of them and will talk to others. Nothing will ever change what we accomplished. We are brothers for life. I also want to thank Micky Arison and Pat Riley for giving me an amazing four years.

I?m doing this essay because I want an opportunity to explain myself uninterrupted. I don?t want anyone thinking: He and Erik Spoelstra didn?t get along. ? He and Riles didn?t get along. ? The Heat couldn?t put the right team together. That?s absolutely not true.

I?m not having a press conference or a party. After this, it?s time to get to work.

When I left Cleveland, I was on a mission. I was seeking championships, and we won two. But Miami already knew that feeling. Our city hasn?t had that feeling in a long, long, long time. My goal is still to win as many titles as possible, no question. But what?s most important for me is bringing one trophy back to Northeast Ohio.

I always believed that I?d return to Cleveland and finish my career there. I just didn?t know when. After the season, free agency wasn?t even a thought. But I have two boys and my wife, Savannah, is pregnant with a girl. I started thinking about what it would be like to raise my family in my hometown. I looked at other teams, but I wasn?t going to leave Miami for anywhere except Cleveland. The more time passed, the more it felt right. This is what makes me happy.

To make the move I needed the support of my wife and my mom, who can be very tough. The letter from Dan Gilbert, the booing of the Cleveland fans, the jerseys being burned -- seeing all that was hard for them. My emotions were more mixed. It was easy to say, ?OK, I don?t want to deal with these people ever again.? But then you think about the other side. What if I were a kid who looked up to an athlete, and that athlete made me want to do better in my own life, and then he left? How would I react? I?ve met with Dan, face-to-face, man-to-man. We?ve talked it out. Everybody makes mistakes. I?ve made mistakes as well. Who am I to hold a grudge?

I?m not promising a championship. I know how hard that is to deliver. We?re not ready right now. No way. Of course, I want to win next year, but I?m realistic. It will be a long process, much longer than it was in 2010. My patience will get tested. I know that. I?m going into a situation with a young team and a new coach. I will be the old head. But I get a thrill out of bringing a group together and helping them reach a place they didn?t know they could go. I see myself as a mentor now and I?m excited to lead some of these talented young guys. I think I can help Kyrie Irving become one of the best point guards in our league. I think I can help elevate Tristan Thompson and Dion Waiters. And I can?t wait to reunite with Anderson Varejao, one of my favorite teammates.

But this is not about the roster or the organization. I feel my calling here goes above basketball. I have a responsibility to lead, in more ways than one, and I take that very seriously. My presence can make a difference in Miami, but I think it can mean more where I?m from. I want kids in Northeast Ohio, like the hundreds of Akron third-graders I sponsor through my foundation, to realize that there?s no better place to grow up. Maybe some of them will come home after college and start a family or open a business. That would make me smile. Our community, which has struggled so much, needs all the talent it can get.

In Northeast Ohio, nothing is given. Everything is earned. You work for what you have.

I?m ready to accept the challenge. I?m coming home.

 

Double Yawn . . .

 

His speech was placed in the proper thread. He should have left it at "I wanted to win a championship and now that I did, I want people to stop hating me for leaving my hometown fans in the worst possible way". Everything else he said/typed was just filler and bs excuses to me

 

Funny, what it tells me is that he has grown...as a business man, but the growth is there.

He did it the right way this time, other than the waiting game. It is obvious after reading this, it could have been done a week ago. Otherwise, I personally liked the essay approach and I am sure he got a nice payment from SI for getting the exclusive. I have no problem with a capitalist getting paid.

 

Man Burns Down House Trying To Kill Spider With Homemade Flamethrower

Fire officials said a West Seattle man on a quixotic quest to rid his home of a vile spider ended up torching his abode on Tuesday evening.

The man told firefighters that he saw a spider in his laundry room and decided the best way to take care of it was with a lighter and a can of spray paint. He set his wall on fire, then the blaze quickly spread.

KOMO reports:

The building, which is a rental home, will cost roughly $40,000 to repair... It will cost another $20,000 to repair or replace the contents of the home.

 

wow, duff - dumbass of the day doesn't seem like enough recognition for a guy who burns down a house to kill a spider.

 

And it wasn't even HIS house!

According to the article . . . it was a rental so I assume the tenant was the idiot who torched his landlord's house !!!!

 

Can there be a technicality prosecution for arson here? He intentionally used an ignition device in the house...he could easily be making up the spider story, not sure it would hold up in court.

 

Irish -

Go ask Stopper, since he's the closest thing to a lawyer we have around here. He likes to argue. I'm guessing he's got some frivolous lawsuit experience in him.

 

Joe Haden doesn't want to sign your Steelers jersey


CLEVELAND, Ohio -- Pro tip: If you want an autograph from Joe Haden, don't wear a Steelers jersey.

One young fan learned this lesson the hard way. Though, to be fair, at some point in his young life, someone should have sat him down and explained to him that you just can't do stuff like this.

Chalk it up to youthful indiscretion, I guess. Live and learn and maybe ask Santa for a Joe Haden jersey.

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