Dumbass Of The Day

Not sure who to give this to, the husband or the wife:


Make some space on the mantle next to the wedding photos for this precious memory of a husband posing next to his wife in their overturned car.

Benjamin Neufeld heard a commotion outside his home in Los Angeles' Bel Air section last Friday. He soon discovered his 85-year-old wife Elizabeth trapped in her blue Honda lying on its side, KTLA reports.

After determining that Elizabeth was unhurt in the freak accident, Neufeld stood astride the car and smiled for a passerby taking a picture.

Neufeld said that his wife was "calm as a cucumber" while waiting for emergency personnel, KNBC reports.

"We were able to chat very comfortably and conveniently," Neufeld told the station. "Eventually, they fished her out and towed the car away and here we are."

The car apparently flipped when Elizabteh hit the curb while driving in reverse out of the couple's driveway.

 

Holy crap batman how fast was she going?

*SCRATCH*

 

Must have really had her tennis ball tipped cane jammed down on the accelerator.

 

Hey! Lay off the cane jokes !


. . . or you'll be wearing one. :-/

 

*ROFL*

 

I just want to take the time to thank you duff for getting us to page 7 of this thread. If I had to look at that firecracker butt one more time, I think I may have given up on this thread altogether.

 

I finally got around to watching this. I've stayed out of the Manziel talk for the most part but this guy has problems...

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ul3yNNKJE[/video]

 

I do believe that this qualifies. *WALL* *WALL* *WALL*

 

I feel for you guys too, how much wrong can happen to 1 franchise!! You guys better give Hoyer an extension because this douche isn't going to take a snap once in a regular season game the direction this dude is heading. Even if hoyer does sign with Gordon suspended for the year and he might be ending his career early too, who's he going to throw the ball to?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...test-vegas-trip-creates-an-interesting-photo/

 

If you ask me it's pretty obvious what he's doing. He wasn't getting very good reception and he's just making an antenna for his "money phone."


:|

 

THIS SPACE RESERVED


DO NOT OCCUPY


RESERVED FOR THE ENTIRE DAY OF WEDNESDAY, JULY 9TH, 2014






























Just waiting for LeBron's answer...

 

I wonder if he will need a full hour of ESPN or FOX Sports air time to make his announcement *SCRATCH* *HIGH*

 

ok...I wasted a whole day on the NBA...so I am going to move on to day...

I found a paper trail of sorts..


This is who I am blaming for Johnny Football's recent exploits;

Spoiler

Links to Manziel go back a few months and if you spend two minutes following the paper trail, seems like a professional party-er. Profiles of past partying show a leach who is probably VERY good at showing Johnny a good time in return for the fast lane.

I hope that he is getting it out of his system now, and in a couple weeks when training camp opens, he will simply have the leach burned off, along with his current lifestyle.



















...On a side note, who wouldn't want a leach like that to occupy your time and take thousands of your millions to show you a good time at that point in your life? *SCRATCH*


*HI*
Ooh, me me me!!
*YES*

 

Irish, Irish, Irish . . .

Unless she's pressing a Glock up against his tightey whiteys, The only person who can be "blamed" for John's exploits would be John himself.

Come on, Irish . . . you're better than this.



(If that post was a joke - disregard this response *SCRATCH* )

 

Does that mean that you get the award for the day, Irish?

*SORRY*

 

Lym, don't you mean "Little" Johny Football?

 

This just in . . .

I will NEVER refer to him with that moniker. It's an insult to the game of football.

 

I think that would be using his own Glock against him, wouldn't it? *SCRATCH*

 

Touch?

:rolleyes: