Dumbass Of The Day

Looks like she is in too big a hurry to wait for the car parking and is glancing to make sure she isn't going to hit their bumper as she races past them.

 

Sooo... Blue Waffle House?

(DON'T Google it.)

(Also... freakin' Florida, man!!)

 

Alleged Theft at Cop Station Goes as Well as You'd Expect
The words "Gladstone Police" printed in large letters on a window next to a bicycle rack wasn't enough of a deterrent for an alleged thief, whom Oregon officers accuse of trying to steal a bike right from under their noses. A surveillance video shared Monday on Facebook—viewed more than 360,000 times—shows a man with bolt cutters fidgeting with a bike chained to the rack outside the doors of the Gladstone Police Department on Dec. 27, per NBC News. An officer then emerges and confronts the masked suspect, pushing him against a wall as he looks ready to flee. Per Fox News, Adam Valle, 26, is now facing charges of theft, criminal mischief, and felony possession of weapons, along with headlines questioning his intelligence.

 

Store Owner Tells Robbers to Come Back Later. They Did
Belgian buffoons came back twice; the second time, the cops were there

– They're either the world's most accommodating criminals, the greediest, the most optimistic, or the dumbest—or maybe all of the above. The BBC reports on 15 tense minutes Saturday for a Belgian e-cigarette shop owner, identified simply as Didier, when a half-dozen wannabe armed robbers showed up midafternoon at his store outside Charleroi. "I told them clearly that 3pm is not the best time to hold up a store," Didier tells RTL, via CNN. Instead, he managed to stammer out, if they came back later on, he'd possibly have many more euros to hand over. To his surprise, they agreed that was a good idea and left. The cops didn't buy Didier's story that the suspects would actually return, but they did—not once, but twice.


First the suspects showed back up at around 5:30pm, and Didier shook his head at their too-early return. "I berated them, saying, 'You have to buy a watch,'" he says, noting he told them to come back at 6:30, when the store would close for the evening. The hopefuls were back at Didier's door an hour later—and plainclothes cops were there to nab them. "It's like it was a comedy," the incredulous shop owner tells the BBC. "They're being called the worst robbers in Belgium." Five of the hopeful criminals were arrested, including a minor; the sixth managed to get away. "They weren't the brightest," Didier tells RTL.

 

LOL there was one ages ago somewhat similar to this the guy goes in to rob a bank and writes a stick up note on the back of a generic bank deposit slip for that bank. Well while eh is waiting in line he gets nervous thinking someone might have seen him write the note so he leaves that bank and goes to one across the street. When he gets tot he tell he hands her the note and apparently because of the guys manner and spelling errors on the note she determines he isnt to bright so she tells him that she cannot accept the stick up note because it is written on another banks deposit slip. So says okay and leaves she calls the cops tells them the story they respond going to the original bank and sure enough there he is in line to rob the bank.

 

I have to rob your bank because I have a note that I wrote on is from your bank, at least the teller from across the street told me that.

 

Apparently it's a known problem that bio-gasses (methane, etc.) do build up in pockets in some sewers in China. Again, people know about this and yet they.........

 

There are idiot kids all around the world. If there is danger, kids will find it.

 

Best part of the video is "some childcare agencies advise that kids should never play with fireworks".

Just some?

The other childcare agencies: "F**k it. We know you're going to mess with them any way. Go nuts, kids."

 

I have to add "a lot of adults too" to your comment. See Youtube for plenty of evidence.

 

Where do you think those idiot kids come from?

 

From Cleveland?

 

Jason Pierre-Paul

 

That 2nd kid wanted to light it up. You can tell.

 

We got a two-for-one today...........



SPARTANBURG - Spartanburg County deputies arrested a man for possessing a stolen vehicle after he asked investigators for help to start it.

Justin Comer, 32, is charged with possession of a stolen vehicle by the Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office after he was arrested late Thursday night.

A passerby was also arrested by the same deputies for an outstanding warrant during an approximate 10 minute period.

Two sheriff's investigators were checking a narcotics complaint in the Old Canaan Road area around 10:30 p.m. when Comer approached them to ask for help jump starting his car.

Comer led the deputies to the rear of some property according to the SCSO written report where they saw the 2006 Chrysler 300C. The car engine started after a few minutes, but deputies became say they became suspicious when Comer displayed ignition keys with one appearing to be broken at the tip.

The investigators say they identified themselves as law enforcement officers to Comer, who couldn't produce any proof of ownership for the car which had a paper car dealership tag.

The deputies ran the vehicle identification number and it came back as a stolen car. Comer was arrested by the investigators who say they contacted the car's owner who confirmed the 300C had been stolen.

While the deputies were dealing with the reported stolen car, two people approached them according to the written report. Deputies say they identified Michael Lewis, 55, who had an outstanding warrant on a shoplifiting charge in Greenville.

Lewis was also arrested.

 

For the record . . . That's ^^^^^ in South Carolina, not Florida.

 

I'm trying to share "the wealth of stupidity" with some of our other states.

P.S. I didn't really look that hard so I'm sure I could have found something FLA if I tried.

 

This time from the original land of the Floridian snowbirds.

 

Good for her. Nice body slam.....