Dumbass Of The Day

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Duff, you're brilliant with this thread.

 

It's a passion of mine to point out the idiocy of others. Makes my screw-ups in life look much more mundane....

 

Travelling around any big city's transport system often comes with the danger of being pickpocketed.

But one thief in Dublin got more than he bargained for when he tried to steal something out of a woman's back pocket on the Luas tram system in Dublin.

Lisa Coen shared the tale on Twitter, asking her followers to "send prayers" to the embarrassed pickpocket - after he accidentally stole a tampon from her.

Apparently he was so "mortified", he immediately tried to put it back.

Lisa said it was a new one "but the wrapping was falling off it because I am a shambles". We've all been there.

 

I'm just left speechless..........

 

lmao! what could he have possibly been thinking? The other guys reaction is great...no words are necessary.

 

Theft of GPS Tracking Devices Backfires Spectacularly
Burglar's attempt to steal a beer also went wrong

By Rob Quinn, Newser Staff
Posted Jun 15, 2017 2:07 AM CDT
NBC4 reports. The company's devices help producers track goods as they are shipped around the world. "The moment we realized they had a box of trackers, we went into recovery mode," says company co-founder Vidya Subramanian. "We notified the police and equipped them to track the devices, and in about five or six hours, it was done."

The thief, who apparently thought the devices were cell phone chargers that could be resold, also managed to cut himself while taking a beer from the fridge during the burglary, leaving DNA evidence behind on a napkin he used to soak up the blood. Police say that when they arrested the suspect, they recovered Roambee's goods along with other stolen property, including an album of World War II photos stolen from a veteran's son in a break-in earlier this year, the Mercury News reports. Police say they were so impressed with the devices—which transmit their locations within 30 feet every 60 seconds when in recovery mode—that they are looking at ways of working with Roambee in the future.

 

Judge to Defendant: No, You Can't Juggle at Trial
'The keystone to his defense is: He's literally a clown'
By Newser Editors and Wire Services
Posted May 28, 2017 10:57 AM CDT
Springfield Republican. "Denied," wrote a Springfield judge on Thursday in rejecting Melendez's request.

Melendez has pleaded not guilty to charges he used a toy gun to try to rob a convenience store in December, reports the AP. The 20-year-old man, who is representing himself, asked that he be allowed to juggle three wads of paper for 20 seconds to show jurors that the alleged attempted robbery was a misunderstanding. Jury selection is set to begin June 8.

 

Are you kidding? Some guy's waited his whole professional career to write that headline.

 

Sioux City, Iowa - A 33-year-old Sioux City man has been arrested on drug charges after authorities say he tried to deposit fake money at a local bank.

According to court documents, police officers were dispatched to Northwest Bank on West 7th Street in Sioux City around 4:40 Thursday afternoon after bank employees reported that Dennis Strickland was attempting to deposit a $1,000,000 bill into his bank account.

While officers were talking to Strickland they heard paper rustling in his pocket and asked him if he had more bills. Police say that Strickland then pulled everything out of his pockets and a small baggie of methamphetamine came out with it.

Strickland has been charged with Possession of a Controlled substance. He's currently being held in the Woodbury County Jail on a $1,000 bond. His next court date is scheduled for August 14th at 9:00 A.M.

 

Should have made it $1,001,000 since he already has the one million dollar bill.

 

I can't post the video but it's at the link: http://www.ckpg.com/2017/08/16/daycare-owner-tells-heroic-story-of-encounter-with-abduction-suspect/

The dumbass is the guy that is a glutton for punishment. But it's more to post the greatest daycare lady ever.

 

Wow. That's a truly heroic day care owner....Glad she was there. Unbelievable. Probably saved a child's life.

 

Or their sanity at the least.

 

Good for her. Sounds like she really whooped his azz. Dude just messed with the wrong woman and paid dearly.

Didn't say if the guy got caught or wound up going to the hospital.

 

One of many looking at the eclipse today without wearing those special glasses...........




SMFH

 

Others being Odell Beckham Jr.
Boston college coach Steve Addazio
The CNN reporter on the cruise boat off the east coast that kept looking up at the sun for long moments of time.

 

Is that the cruise they had Bonnie Tyler singing her "Total Eclipse of the Heart" song on? The guy who thought that up is my runner-up to all the nimrods who just stared at the sun today with the naked eye. I'm getting rather concerned that the "thinning of the herd" isn't happening quickly enough anymore.

 

Doug here are some of Steve Addazio's comments.

 

animals do not look at the sun, just some weido humans do this.

 

Exactly