Dumbass Of The Day

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  1. TopDawg Legend

    Wth? can't a guy just enjoy a delicious steak at the library these days?! *ROFL*
     
  2. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    A Pennsylvania man arrested on suspicion of DUI was wearing a shirt that can be described, at best, as ironic.

    When Elwood R. Gutshall was arrested around 12:15 a.m. on March 19, the 44-year-old was wearing a green shirt reading ?Drunk Lives Matter.?


    Officers say they observed Gutshall committing multiple traffic violations in a green Ford pickup.

    ?After subsequent investigation it was determined the driver was under the influence of alcohol beyond what he could safely operate a motor vehicle,? according to the department?s Facebook post.

    After Gutshall was taken into custody, he was given a blood alcohol test that registered at 0.217 percent ? nearly triple the legal limit.

    Gutshall was charged with ?DUI Highest Rate,? a classification for offenders caught with a BAC of 0.16 and higher, according to the Washington Times.

    He was also charged with driving under suspension and other traffic violations, according to PennLive.com.


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  3. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    And this one goes out to the parents who went to bed at 8 P.M. (probably passed out from too much beer, cheap liquor or meth)...................

     
  4. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    I'm not sure this one belongs in the Dumbass thread...That is one smart 8 year old.

    I mean, I have to confess, I fall asleep before 9 PM regularly. I get up between 4:30-5:00 am, so I have to go to bed earlier to get 7-8 hours of sleep.

    The one question I have is, why didn't they eat prior to going to bed at 8...Kids had to be pretty motivated to learn how to drive, just to get a cheeseburger. This is more sad than anything.
     
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  12. TopDawg Legend

    The unofficial king of this thread strikes again. That makes at least 3 separate appearances on here for Pacman. So he get's the title, and quite frankly, we might have to think about dropping the "unofficial" part of it.........Thank God for anger management, I guess... wow. smh

    http://www.tmz.com/2017/05/09/pacman-jones-rolls-royce-car-crash/
     
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    AUSTIN (KXAN) ? The recommendations for the future name of Robert E. Lee Elementary in Austin were released, Friday.

    On March 28, the Austin ISD board voted to rename the school, after hearing feedback from the community and school parents. While the board asked for recommendations, they will have final say on the name, regardless of number of nominations.

    Security has been increased at the school as a precaution.

    Top 10 renaming recommendations ? sorted by most nominated:

    Donald J. Trump Elementary: 45 nominations
    Robert E. Lee Elementary: 34 nominations
    Russell Lee Elementary: 32 nominations
    Harper Lee Elementary: 30 nominations
    Elisabet Ney Elementary: 15 nominations
    Lee Elementary: 13 nominations
    Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance: 8 nominations
    Waller Creek Elementary: 8 nominations
    Dr. Frances J. Nesmith Elementary School: 7 nominations
    Guy Bizzell Elementary: 6 nominations

    Some of the more notable, but less voted names include:

    Adam Lanza?s School of Fun, Bee Movie, Bleeding Heart Liberal Elementary, Boaty McBoatface Elementary School, Bruce Lee Elementary, Forgetting the Past Dooms You to Repeat It Elementary, Garfunkel, Hypothetical Perfect Person Memorial Elementary School, John Cena Elementary and Schooly McSchoolerson.

    Parents, past students, neighbors and community members are divided on the Confederate general?s role in history, and whether or not the school should bear his name. The school?s name was brought into question after the shooting in Charleston, South Carolina.


    P.S. Russell Lee won out.
     
  14. IrishDawg42 Legend Manager Browns Buckeyes Fighting Irish

    The highlighted portion of this is the only reason I would question the dumbass of the day nomination...

    There are 53 individuals who should get their own special place on this board though...
     
  15. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    It?s probably safe to say Josh Fuentes will strike out again in his minor league career ? but never again like this:

    The now-viral moment happened Friday at a game in Binghamton, New York. Fuentes, batting for the Hartford Yard Goats, watched Binghamton pitcher Cory Burns slip off the mound and throw a meek pitch that rolled on the infield grass.

    Fuentes, still in the batter?s box, took what appeared to be a playful practice swing while the ball rolled toward the first base line. Oops, dude. The ball was live and the umpire ruled it a third strike to end the top of the eighth inning. Hartford was losing 5-4 at the time and the score ended that way, the Hartford Courant reported.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihwnFZlOLbM[/video]
     
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    A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the penis after sitting on a gun ? and local reports say he may now face criminal charges for possessing the firearm in the first place.

    A woman told police that her boyfriend, 38-year-old Cedrick Jelks, unwittingly sat down on a loaded gun in the driver?s seat of his car early Friday morning. The gun reportedly went off, shooting the man in the groin.

    Jelks, whose car had been outside his girlfriend?s home, dashed into the house and made a beeline for the bathroom, reported WKMG-TV. Jelks? girlfriend said she took him to a nearby hospital where he underwent surgery. His condition is currently unknown.

    According to WJXT-TV, police arrived at the hospital at about 3 a.m. to investigate the cause of the wound. Jelks, they determined, had a previous conviction for cocaine possession, making it illegal for him to own a gun.

    He may now face criminal charges for possessing a firearm, the sheriff?s office told The Associated Press.

    According to records from the Jacksonville Department of Corrections, Jelks has been arrested on several occasions, most recently in 2009 for driving under the influence.
     
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    Thank you 4th of July for always giving someone to add to this thread.....

    *DRINK*

    GRAND BLANC TOWNSHIP, MI -- A Grand Blanc-area garage was reduced to a pile of ashes this evening after a homeowner attempted to use fireworks to remove a bees' nest from the building, fire officials said.

    Fireworks shot into the sky from the burning garage on Monday, July 3, as crews from Grand Blanc, Burton and Mundy Township arrived at the scene on the 6000 block of Grove Avenue in Grand Blanc Township.

    "The homeowner was doing something with a smoke bomb trying to get a bees nest out of the garage," said Grand Blanc Fire Chief, Bob Burdette.

    No one was injured and the fire was contained to the garage and a neighboring fence, sparing the home on the property, officials at the scene said.

    The homeowner, Mike Tingley, said that while he was saddened by the damage to his garage, he was glad it wasn't worse.

    "We really weren't going to celebrate the Fourth of July so much as we just have fun in our backyard, we like to have barbecues, we had a patio back there," said Tingley, who was home with his wife and daughter at the time of the fire. "It is depressing losing a place where we had a lot of fun, but everyone is safe and that's the main thing."
     
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    Just stumbled across one of my favorites from years ago:

     
  20. LAOJoe Assistant Coach Manager Patreon Silver Maple Leafs Eagles

    Definitely drunk. A more sober man would have driven one truck home with his brother and then taken a cab back for the 2nd one.
     
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