Dumbass Of The Day

Thanks for adding to the thread LAJoe.

*DRINK*

 

A Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.

According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.

Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.

 

The Keystone Fellowship Church in North Wales, Pennsylvania, has a tradition of congregants reserving pew seats by leaving Bibles in place, but worshipper Robert Braxton, 27, was having none of that on April 24 and took a saved seat anyway. Witnesses told Philadelphia's WCAU-TV that when one church member gently tapped Braxton on the shoulder to inform him of the tradition, Braxton snapped at him and became disruptive. Congregant Mark Storms, 46, flashed a gun and confronted Braxton, who punched Storms, adding, "That's not a real gun" and "What are you going to do, shoot me?" Storms, contending that he felt threatened, fired two shots, killing Braxton, and was charged with voluntary manslaughter. [Philly.com, 4-30-2016]

 

Dumbass of the day , year, month decade .

the talentless little no class weasel !!

 

This takes a whole new twist to "If the van is a-rockin'..........."

 

Lovely photo of the guy too......

 

A Maryland woman was arrested last week after apparently being unable to resist the temptation of crispy, hot, fresh, salty French fries.

An unidentified police officer who was dining at the Italian Pizza Kitchen in Washington D.C. last Wednesday when the woman approached and tried to start a conversation, WUSA reported.

During the chat, the woman allegedly reached over, took a French fry and ate it. Then, she did it again.

?I then politely asked D-1 to not do that again because I paid for that food and she was stealing from me and she could be arrested for theft of my food,? the officer wrote in a police report cited by FOX 5.

?Well then you might as well take me to jail,? said the woman, who was not publicly named,

With that, she snagged another fry.

The officer arrested the woman and charged her with second-degree theft. The Washington Post noted that the police report listed the items stolen as ?French Fried Potato . . . .quantity 3.?

 

Apparently the woman needs some practice with her flirting. Either that or she was just one hideous looking woman. If it was a pretty woman, the cop would have got her number......

 

Trying to figure out who the dumbass is here. The fry thief or the cop who arrested her for stealing three French fries.

 

A little from Column A and a little from Column B.

 

Well, he did warn her, I think that makes HER the dumb ass...he's just an ass

 

Too close to call...

 

No. I like this cop. He taught her a valuable lesson. He let her take one and then warned her on the next one. No I wouldn't have arrested right on the next 1 but w/e. She had it coming.