Dumbass Of The Day

Firewood any one?

 

*Sigh*

Not much else going on around here that makes me smile lately, so how about we re-boot this little thread? I haven't got anything right now, but feel free to get it going again.

 

*THUMBSUP*

 

After looking back at this thread again I looked at this again and wow this guy isn't just an idiot but first thing he does after knocking a kid out is not to go and check on her but to hurriedly back away.

 

A burglary suspect trying to evade Florida sheriff's deputies by hiding near a lake was drowned and partially eaten by an alligator, reports say.

Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in Barefoot Bay Lake missing his lower extremities and part of an arm, Brevard County deputies tell the Orlando Sentinel.

The incident occurred last month. WFTV.com reports Riggins had told his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay, Florida, with a friend to burglarize homes in the community on the night of Nov. 12 and early morning of Nov. 13.

Deputies responded after callers said two men wearing black were spotted behind homes, according to Florida Today.

The two men fled and Riggins called his girlfriend, telling her he was being chased by authorities, the Sentinel reports.

Neither suspect was caught that night, but Riggins was reported missing on Nov. 13. Florida Today reports officers searching for the suspects the night of the robberies heard "yelling" but could not determine from where it was coming.

Riggins' body was found Nov. 23, and an alligator also was trapped and euthanized. WFTV.com reports "remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins" were found inside the gator's stomach by investigators.

Florida Today says the investigation determined Riggins was dragged by the gator into the water and drowned before being partially devoured.

The Sentinel reports the other man with Riggins has been identified but is not cooperating with investigators.

 

outstanding, doug. we need more feelgood stories like this *THUMBSUP*

 

Man robs same bank twice in two days?scene caught on live television

ROCHESTER, Minn. ? A suspect in a bank robbery in Rochester on Monday apparently returned and robbed the same bank again Tuesday -- and the scene was caught on a live television report.

The man in his mid-20s to mid-30s was caught this time as Rochester police and the Minnesota State Patrol nabbed the suspect at gunpoint, without incident, in the nearby small town of Coates about 45 minutes after the Tuesday robbery at the Sterling State Bank.

The suspect was not named.

According to a story on the Rochester Post-Bulletin website, Adam Sallet, a reporter with KIMT-TV in Mason City, Iowa, was updating Monday's robbery on the noon news Tuesday when an employee ran from the bank and pointed to a man walking north. "That's the robber," the employee said. "That's him right there." Saying, "this is live TV, folks," Sallet broke away from the report, saying, "I have to go. I have to call 911."


Police determined the suspect left in a vehicle parked at a nearby motel and were able to spot him driving north on U.S. Highway 52.

In both robberies, the man showed a teller a note demanding money and indicating he was armed.

 

A New Mexico man made sure he was caught on camera while breaking into a convenience store, police say.

Ellis Battista is believed to have been intoxicated when he allegedly kicked open the front door of a locked Bradley's in Las Cruces at 3:30 a.m. Sunday after arriving to find the 24-hour store closed.

Las Cruces Police Department said surveillance video shows him taking a single pack of cigarettes, worth $6.

In one image posted online, the suspect flashes the cigarettes at the camera. In another, he holds up $5 and $1 bills.


"He ensured that cameras captured images of him leaving $6 for the merchandise," the department said in a post on Facebook.

The suspect then walked out of the store, but cops picked up Battista nearby.

He was arrested and charged with one fourth-degree felony count of breaking and entering, and booked into the Dona Ana County Detention Center. He's since posted $4,000 bond, Inside Edition reports .

The damage to the store's front door was estimated at $800. No charges have been filed against an unidentified friend, who waited outside the store

 

?I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you?re open 24 hours. He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.?

? Steven Wright

 

LMAO! damn, that dude has an addiction....what an idiot