Dumbass Of The Day

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AKRON, Ohio -- A man has wandered the Kenmore neighborhood of Akron pooping on - and inside - at least 19 parked cars during the last three years.

On Tuesday, however, a resident took a photo of a man pooping on his latest car in the 2900 block of Cory Avenue. Police are working to identify him.

Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said the man has mostly targeted residents of the Castle Homes area during the last six months.

The man on Tuesday pooped on the hood of the car, but Edwards said in other cases he's smeared excrement on door handles. When the car doors were unlocked, the man pooped in the passenger seat of the car.

Some residents had their car pooped on multiple times, which was the case Tuesday, Edwards said.

In nine of the cases, including once on Jan. 22, the person whose car was pooped on did not want to make a full police report. They instead wanted to alert police patrolling the area.

In the nine other cases before Tuesday, residents reported the incidents to police. Here is a synopsis of those reports:

Oct. 15, 2014: A 19-year-old man told police someone defecated on the hood of his car and smeared the poop across the hood and on the handles of his 2002 Chevrolet Cavalier parked in the 2800 block of Cory Avenue.

July 15, 2014: A 30-year-old man reported that someone pooped on the hood of his 1991 Chevrolet Camaro and smeared it across his hood and passenger side mirror. The car was parked in the 800 block of Carnegie Avenue.

Dec. 3, 2013: The father of a 16-year-old girl reported that someone pooped on his daughter's car for the third time. The car was parked in the 1000 block of Carnegie.

Oct. 1, 2013: A 25-year-old woman reported someone put feces on the hood of her 2002 Toyota Celica that was parked in the 1200 block of Carnegie Avenue. The woman told police it was the third time she found poop on her car.

Sept. 4, 2013: A 43-year-old woman reported someone pooped on the hood of 2003 Chevrolet Cavalier and smeared it on the door handles. The car was parked in the 1000 block of Carnegie Avenue.

Aug. 14, 2013: The same 25-year-old woman from the Oct. 1 report told police someone defecated on her car parked at the same location.

Dec. 19, 2012: A 32-year-old woman reported that someone threw feces on the hood of her 2002 Mitsubishi Galant parked in the 1300 block of Carnegie.

Dec. 5, 2012: The same woman from the Dec. 19 report told police someone put feces on the hood of her car.

May 15, 2012: A 27-year-old man reported that someone pooped on the passenger side door of his 2000 Toyota Celica. The man told police this was the second time he found someone pooped on his car. "The excrement did not cause any damage to the car," the police report says, "but it did cause a big mess."

 

If that my car *ROSE*


Disgusting SOB !


I had to laugh at the moron at the same time

 

there is a homeless guy around here who just stops and takes a dump wherever he likes ..on the sidewalk in broad daylight ..outside bars ..watch where ya step :[ *ROSE*

 

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Kid got KTFO but apparently she came out of it okay besides the obvious concussion.

 

Other than videos of people getting hit in the nuts, that was about the most painful thing I've seen.

Thanks for posting LAOJoe.

 

Well, who says our daily award has to go to a human?????


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I wonder what is more fail in that video:
1. The obvious
2. Getting a gutter-ball with the bumpers up.

 

I kinda give the kid a pass for the gutter-ball after taking a bowling ball to the head and not having his head crack open like an egg.

 

Oh man...I almost got in trouble at work just now...I had to think quick on my feet to why I was laughing/crying out loud while I was watching that video and my boss walked out...sucks to get dust in your eye and it won't stop watering...turned the "laugh" into coughing...voila, he gave me a subtle "you look like you are losing your mind look" and moved on...

Thanks Duff..I will refrain from watching your future videos until I am in the safe confines of my home!!

That was awesome though!

 

Here's Irish "at work".........





*ROFL*

 

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You have no idea...

 

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Hopefully this guy won't be procreating any time soon.

According to FOX 13, an 18-year-old idiot from Wimauma named Austin Hatfield recently tried to kiss a water moccasin he had captured a few days earlier.

He shouldn't have:




Hatfield's friend Jason Belcher was on hand Saturday afternoon to witness the ordeal and said Hatfield's face began swelling immediately after the cottonmouth lunged at him and sunk his teeth into his face. By the time Hatfield made it to Tampa General Hospital's emergency room, he was already in critical condition.

Belcher said Hatfield had caught the snake a few days earlier in his girlfriend's backyard. When he pulled the snake out of the pillowcase, he put it on his chest before it "jumped up and got him."

"It was acting funny," Belcher said.

Yeah, probably because it had just spent a few days in a pillowcase.

Hatfield is expected to make a full recovery, but authorities said he could face charges for illegally capturing and keeping the cottonmouth without a permit.

The most shocking part of this story? You guessed it: This guy has a girlfriend.

Hey, at least he didn't try to have sex with it: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors


JYD???

 

It wouldn't be a complete week on Planet Earth without some sick, twisted, "hillbilly humping something that isn't human" story out of Florida.

Thanks to Bernard Marsonek and his poor pit bull, we can now file this week under the complete category.

According to the Tampa Tribune, police arrived at the 57-year-old Marsonek's home after numerous complaints that he was literally going to town on one of his pit bulls in his yard. Shocked neighbors said they pleaded with him to stop, and we're pretty sure if that pit bull could have spoken English, he would have been doing some pleading, as well.

When the police arrived on the scene, they found Marsonek sitting quietly inside his home, but they eventually booked him on felony charges of aggravated animal cruelty, two counts of being a felon in possession of a firearm, and one misdemeanor count of sexual activity involving animals.

If you find yourself asking, "Who in the hell would rape a pit bull?" - the answer is: this guy.

 

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