Try some idiot FORMER Steelers receiver. It was Mike Wallace, once again missing the hot read and causing an INT instead of an easy catch. There's a reason that the team was willing to let him walk...you know, aside from not wanting to fork over a ton of cash! *BRAVO*
Oklahoma Woman Calls Cops To Complain About Purity Of Her Meth; Cops Get Right On It Police often have to ferret out illegal drug users. But a 54-year-old Oklahoma woman reportedly made it easy for the law. She allegedly called the cops to complain that she thought her methamphetamine was laced. Lynette Rae Sampson invited the officer over, showed him the goods and got arrested, despite her uncommon hospitality. "I'm glad you came," she allegedly told the policeman when he arrived. We're not so sure she felt the same way later.
I think I'll just sit back and rest my case for this one . . . [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-w-mWhIWEM[/video]
A MAN has been fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery. Anthony Stallard, 24, had been out drinking when he went to Kingston Cemetery. While there with friend Martin Collingwood, Stallard was seen kicking a football at graves before making ghostly noises within earshot of people visiting graves. He was reported to police, who arrested him and charged him with using threatening or abusive words or behaviour likely to cause distress. Prosecuting at Portsmouth Magistrates? Court, Tim Concannon said: ?While the football was going on they were shouting and this defendant was effectively singing loudly and being disrespectful in among the graves. ?He was throwing himself backwards, waving his arms about and going ?wooooooo?. I?m assuming he was pretending to be a ghost.? Stallard accepted at a previous hearing that his behaviour could cause distress to grieving relatives and had pleaded guilty. Defending Denise Saunders said: ?He has accepted that his behaviour, if it had been outside of a cemetery would not have been inappropriate, but inside a cemetery while people are grieving for their loved ones it might be.? She added: ?He is apologetic as demonstrated by his early guilty plea.? The court heard that Stallard had committed the offence while subject to a 12-month conditional discharge, which he had received for a charge of harassment in January. He was also in breach of a suspended sentence for an offence of assault, which he had committed in August last year. Ms Saunders argued that Stallard had complied well with his previous sentence of supervision and he was being tested for autism, which could have meant he did not understand the consequences of his actions. Stallard, of Alverstone Road, Southsea, was fined ?35 and made to pay a ?20 victim surcharge and ?20 in court costs. An extra three months was added to his suspended sentence, which will now run for 15 months instead of the previous 12. If he commits a further offence that breaches this suspended sentence, he will face 12 weeks imprisonment. Charges of causing damage to the gravestones caused when the pair were playing football were dismissed due to lack of evidence when neither witness showed at court. The case against Mr Collingwood, 36, of Purbrook Road, Portsmouth, was discontinued.
Look at it this way, TD. If this stupid kid keeps submitting himself to nut shots, he won't be able to procreate! And that's probably a good thing. :-*
I see the idiots have taken up chlorinating the shallow end of the gene pool all by themselves. *DRINK*
Robert Burt of Pittsfield, Maine was arrested for drunk driving in June. When the 19-year-old was booked into the Somerset County Jail August 8 to serve a two-day sentence, he was sporting a T-shirt that featured an image of the mugshot taken at his June arrest, the Smoking Gun reports. In the mugshot taken at the August booking, can be seen holding the slate in such a way that his shirt his visible. According to the Smoking Gun, Burt said jail officials told him to hold it that way. The T-shirt, which was created as a gift by one of Burt?s coworkers, included the words ?Burt Family Reunion 8/8-8/10/2014,? a reference to one of Burt?s family members who was also spending time at the jail. The T-shirt also included a photo of an overweight cat posed with a beer, though the boozy feline was not visible in Burt?s new mugshot. After his release from jail, Burt announced ?I?m out bitchs [sic]? on Facebook, then, two days later, made his new mugshot his profile picture.