Does This Mean Parkey Might Be On His Way Out?

I have a problem. One. I'm still not sure what it is, perhaps you could enlighten me? I don't have a drinking problem or an exercise (or lack thereof) problem, I don't have an eating problem (unless you consider eating tons of Kale an issue) so I don't really know what to say.

Tuna help me out please.

 

First off what is Kale? Is that a new meat of something? If it is a vegetable stop it right now put it down. I get my vegetables only through eating those things that eat them like pigs and cows. I call that vegetable osmosis where the vegetable nutrients are absorbed into the tissue from the beasts that I consume.
...and second drinking isn't a problem it's a requirement. Is alcohol part of your exercise regimen? No you say, well it should be. You should start off with the 1.5 ounce curls and work your way up to the 12 ounce curls, and feel free to mix that up by alternating those exercises as needed. You may be emboldened to try and do risky things like run, jump, leap or climb roofs, Don't. Never attempt to do those things until you achieved expert level, but if you do always, and I repeat always have someone hold your beer.
Hope this helps

 

LOL ... I'm dying. I'm laughing at the thought of me even being able to drink 12 ounces of booze. I'd just be a giggling mess on the floor.

 

Perfect because now the thread titles will just write themselves.

 

The kicker blewit again

 

Exactly tuna!