Chicago Bears' Projected Final 53-Man Roster, Pre-Training-Camp Editio

#shutupbitchandgomakemeasammich

 

But seriously.....speaking in hashtags is dumb.

 

My roommate says hashtags are gay, and he has sex with men.

 

#sukmydik

 

Well.....at least now I know who your roommate is.

 

#thatssumfunnyshit

 

The funny part is.....this isn't twitter so no one can click the hashtag.

 

#habit

 

You just called me a bitch?

Did you actually JUST do that?

You're going to be sorry bww ...

 

#crackhead

 

What are you gonna do......apologize me to death?

 

One thing I've learned is never be rude to whomever is bringing you a sandwich...
...ever!

Babyfan can I please have a ham sandwich and an ice cold beer? *HI*
Those were some awesome threads you started recently btw.

 

#learndiscipline

 

Yeah, hashtags aren't fun anymore.

Come back when you can type in complete sentences and paragraphs.

 

ill stay if i want. #fuckoff

 

Bww leave our new member alone ya unholy terror.

chitown please disregard Bww. He can't help himself.

LOL

Tuna I'll bring your beer, a sammich and some chips right away.

Bww ... you're gonna get nuthin' til ya learn some manners.

Sorry.

 

That's a little better but you missed some capital letters and punctuation.

 

You guys should let me screen these idiots before they are allowed to be members.

 

LOL

JesusMaryandJoseph.

Bww we're in the middle of an intense membership driver. Are you seriously going to fuck it up?

Leave the nice new guy alone and pester someone your own size. Yeah, like me. If you have the courage that is ...

 

I'm just trying to help.

I prefer actual discussions over 1 liners and hashtags. Next thing you know this place is gonna turn into chicity sports where people don't even type and just post pictures as responses.

If members were screened through me we'd have a lot of intelligent football conversations here. Or I'd only allow women with curves that like posting selfies. We win either way.