Chicago Bears: Anticipation and Excitement?

Is that where the nail and wood is?

 

That would make you a master of illusion since there isn't enough viagra in the world to drive a 6 inch nail into a 2 inch piece of wood using tuna's (I don't care how) angry inch.

Oh I'm all in supporting this team just like I was all in supporting lesser teams. I just no longer get out over my ski's with my expectations with pretty much anything in life, not just football.
I only wish the women I bed would have tempered their expectations at the sight of my not so angry inch.

 

I'm dying.

Oh God. You're so funny tuna!

 

You'll know when you get here ... ( insert menacing gesture)

 

So I'm just curious, but is there a pre-training camp injury list? I was reading on some other thread about a player from the Bengals who tore something something during a practice and can't start the season. Do we have anyone like that?

 

No, we usually just take the players out back and shoot them.

 

Yup. Just like how Cody Parkey was "cut"...

 

That seems a bit final?

 

Ah!
I just remembered who Cody Parker is. Kicker. He hasn't been replaced yet, has he?

 

I think some of the bears fans made dog food out of him.

 

And by 'dog food' you actually mean bear food, right?

 

Bears will eat dog food if you leave it outside.