Dumbass Of The Day

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  1. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

    Nicholas Bishop Has A Cinderella Story, Leaves His Shoe At Scene Of Robbery Which Leads To His Arrest
    Ellenton: It really is a Cinderella story, Florida man Nicholas Bishop was arrested after he and another man attempted to rob a store.. and he left behind one of his shoes.

    According to reports, on Feb. 3, deputies say two men approached an outside kiosk at the mall in Ellenton. They broke into the register and started to steal cash.

    Two workers confronted the men and got into a fight that ended with one of the workers on the ground being kicked by a suspect. During the fight, the worker grabbed the man’s shoe.

    Both suspects fled, leaving the injured victims behind. Police were called to the scene and given the shoe as evidence.

    Deputies sent the shoe to be DNA tested and the sheriff’s office says the DNA matched Nicholas Bishop of Bradenton.
     
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  2. Duff_Beer_Doug Franchise Player Browns Indians C&D Club

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    THIS is the moment a young yoga enthusiast balances upside down on her balcony - seconds before plunging headfirst 82ft and breaking 110 bones in a horror fall.

    Alexa Terrazas, 23, often practised complicated yoga poses on her balcony but on Saturday she slipped and fell from her third-floor apartment in San Pedro, Mexico.

    A friend of the 23-year-old took a snap as she hung precariously from the balcony’s railing, just moments before slipping and falling to the ground below.

    The university student at the Tecnológico de Monterrey fell at around 1.10pm on Saturday, reportedly breaking 110 bones from the fall.

    The publication also reported that the student may not be able not walk for three years after doctors were forced to reconstruct her broken legs.

    Neighbours said they were used to seeing Terrazas perform the dangerous stunt from her balcony's edge.

    The Nuevo Leon Attorney General's office reportedly opened an investigation to determine if the balcony's rail had any structural damages.

    However, it has been determined that the fall was the result of an accident.

    Friends and family members have asked for blood donations to help with the surgery.

    Neighbours reported that they often saw the young woman performing yoga poses from her balcony.

    Local news publications have reported that the young woman is the daughter of local entrepreneur Alberto Terrazas Seyfert, the former President of the National Chamber of the transformation industry in Chihuahua.

    The ordeal landed Ms Terrazas in hospital for 11 hours of surgery with knee and ankle reconstruction, according to local media outlet El Imparcial.

    She is currently in a critical condition, having suffered fractures to both of her legs and arms as well as her hips and head.
     
  3. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    @babyfan ,

    Hmmm . . . A Mexican yoga enthusiast?
     
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  4. SoCalSaint Franchise Player Saints

    One of Baby's students ??
     
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  5. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    I'm going to say that she was taking her yoga to completely dangerous levels. That's not yoga. That's completely attention-seeking and it's tragic that she died while doing this. Yoga is an introspective art where the last thing you want to do is to draw attention to yourself unless you are engaged in helping someone learn.
    I read this article last week and I was devastated. She was too young. What drives people to engage in behaviours that are so high-risk?
     
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  6. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Except she didn't die !!!

    Maybe there is something to this Yoga stuff ???
     
  7. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Ugh. Lyman. Work with me brother. ;)

    I teach a yoga program that is completely unique and offers my client a blend of Yoga, Tai Chi, Qigong, Pilates, Ballet and Kick-boxing. I believe that in order for people to learn to love their bodies and to learn coping devices for managing stress, anxiety and depression they have to start by strengthening their bodies first. As we move through challenging poses we learn to focus on our breath, for examples I teach a 4 seconds inhalation and then a 10-30 second exhalation. It's done very slowly to increase the person's ability to focus on their breath and for them to continue moving through the pose (Vinyasa Yoga) or holding the pose (Hatha Yoga). As your body gets stronger your ability to hold a pose with better technique and method begins and then you become more introspective and it's less about whether your extended leg is straight as it is about how well and deeply you can internalize your thoughts and your focus. At that point everything falls into place. It's a lifelong practice similar to Tai Chi.

    To be honest I don't even like having this woman affiliated with the art of yoga. When you're risking your life hanging off a balcony you're looking for attention. She should make up her own name for what she does because it sure as hell isn't yoga.
     
  8. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    That's Yoga? Hell, I've been doing that for years.

    (And here people thought I was just blowing smoke up their ass.) :smokey:
     
  9. Catfish Guest

    i don't think the dream scenario has a chance to hold up in court ! hahha.
     
  10. Catfish Guest

    if the shoe fits...? hahahahaha
     
  11. LAOJoe Assistant Coach Manager Patreon Silver Maple Leafs Eagles

    It does but he'd have to undergo many tests.
     
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  12. Catfish Guest

    temporary insanity is out because he said he dreamed it.
     
  13. LAOJoe Assistant Coach Manager Patreon Silver Maple Leafs Eagles

    Sleep disorder tests, not insanity tests.
     
  14. Catfish Guest

    i have a feeling he's going to lose. haha.
     
  15. LAOJoe Assistant Coach Manager Patreon Silver Maple Leafs Eagles

    I never said it's a winner. lol.
     
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  17. LAOJoe Assistant Coach Manager Patreon Silver Maple Leafs Eagles

    Whoever is in charge of programming on AMC because it is September 11th and they are airing Die Hard 2.
     
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  19. crextin Franchise Player Browns


    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  20. Catfish Guest

    wow. i guess the Road Runner didn't give it away ? haha.
     

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