Stealing a bit from an episode of Family Guy where Peter would go on a short rant about things that grind his gears I figure why not make a post where we can do the same. It grinds my gears when the news refers to someone as alleged despite fact we know that said person was indeed the perpetrator.
male figure skaters with sequins. a quick yellow light. homeless camps on public land. career politicians. I feel better, thanks! Oh, yeah. And my wife throwing tranny fluid in the brake reservoir.
One of mine is the infamous "unnamed sources" mentioned in news reporting. Drives me nuts. There ought to be a rule in broadcasting. If an unnamed source's information is proven to be a lie, they should report who in the hell the source was. It is crazy to me that these "news" reports turn out to be bullshit yet the next day, they accept the same kind of bullshit from the same bogus source.
Gay people making out in public places. People texting while driving. People texting when I am trying to talk to them.
#Homophobic To cover everyone, Al, you'd have to do it like the military... no PDA. Period. Everyone should feel good and comfortable enough to kiss whomever/whenever with their accepting/consenting partner is, no matter what their sexual preference. Dogs should be allowed to wag their tails to show happiness... except Pitbulls. #NotCool
For Al: #USA!USA!USA! #FLOTUS Although this ^pic^ was shot in a studio (not in public), it was globally distributed, thus meant to be quite public. #HomophobiaIsWrong Where's the line when straight actors are playing gay characters? Gay actors playing straight characters? #ComfortZone #NoDivingShallowWater
A simple kiss is one thing, asshole. Hell, I don't like hetero couples making out in public. GET A FUCKING ROOM. ALL OF YOU. I do not wish to see that shit and if I have young children around, I don't want them to see that shit. BY the way, take your homophobic insult and take that in the ass, creep.
When you pass me, then turn at the very next intersection. When you drive with HIGH BEAMS on AT ALL TIMES. (especially in NYC, there's a street light every 50-150 feet for fux sake) When Rafiqi (the falafel-cart guy) is too cheap to put ice in the soda bin and its not cold enough. (doesn't really apply in winter)
Cold coffee Hot beer Cigarette smoke Wet shoes Flood lights on a rednecks truck Assholes that don't know they are spewing shit.
People who drive in the passing lane and don't pull into the slow lane to allow you to pass legally. They think they are there to control the speed on the road. News reports who quote "POLLS". If everyone doesn't realize "POLLS" are BS by now they never will. See election polls in 2016... Every poll was WRONG beyond belief. People who vote and are oblivious to the world around them. Should have to pass the test immigrants have to take for citizenship to vote.
People that chew with their mouth open. Women that put on makeup to go to the gym. People that judge an athlete based on the last game they played instead of their overall career. People that forget their turn signal is still on. Top 40 radio. "Reality" TV.
Similar to the slow lane people who do not realize what a middle turn lane is for. By this I mean the ones who will use it to drive a mile to where they actually are turning and also those people who will sit and wait for all lanes of traffic to clear instead of turning into the middle turn lane then wait for traffic on the far side to clear so they can go.
People that forget their turn signals exist. When I know better than Google Maps but listen to the app instead of ME and end up being late. Unmonitored and/or unruly children. Was at a diner in NH last year and a kid was kicking under their seat (booth seating) and i was getting the direct effects and it was really annoying. So I leaned over and said, “Hey, stop doing that!” The kid’s mother barked at me (don’t yell at my kid or whatever) and I said, “Well keep your kid on a tighter leash. I’m not paying money so that I can deal with your little hellions while they annoy the shit out of me.”
