tunafat's Super Bowl contest winner gets a Mack Jersey

A current regular Bears fan that posts on this board that guesses the two teams in the Super Bowl as well as the winner in Atlanta and closest to the combined score total (going over or under I don't care it's my contest, and not the price is right). I will send a new Large Navy Blue Bears Mack jersey. I only have one large one left, and I feel it's the least I could for all the stupid shit I posted and my seemingly endless ability to derail threads.
Any tie between two Bears fans will be a coin toss, more than two I will draw straws, but ultimately I will determine the winner.
I will allow Tim to enter provided the words "Packers Suck! Bear Down!" is written somewhere in his entry.
Contest entries end kick off Chiefs vs Colts game Saturday at 3:35pm


Khalil Mack not included

 

Saints beat the Chiefs 42 - 38

 

How many times can we enter tuna?

 

See just because I screw with you all the time doesn't man it get to turn it around on me.
Once, but can be amended up until the kickoff of the Chiefs/Colts game.

 

Ah okay.

And it goes without asking ... you have a Ladies jersey for me when I win?

 

I also think this is important to post on your thread tuna.

 

That's beyond hilarious. I thought it was really funny but I also thought it was supposed to reflect on Mack's current mood. I was kind of wrong but I'm okay with that.

Another thing. It's the funniest thing in the world to read you guys. I don't know if it's the result of too much booze or what but you guys (Okay Mongo gets the crown on this one) are hilarious.

 

It's a large men's but you can call it whatever you want.

That will be me tonight just not that alert

 

It wouldn't fit me even a little bit. But wouldn't it be awesome if I won it anyway? I don't even own one jersey.

<shakes her head sadly>

And then if I won it I could taunt everyone else with it. So maybe that's the right way for me to go ....

 

Saints beat Chiefs 35-29

 

Rams 27 - Patriots 17

 

Damn tuna, are you sober?? This place is getting like Santas grotto.

 

Haha, that was hilarious baby. Well done.

Now no more derailing the thread, i don't wanna have to mod your ass.

 

Saints 24 - Colts 19

 

LOL ... mod this Ev <sticks up her middle finger>

 

Yeah, fuck. Playoff tickets and jerseys being thrown around... Shit.

Tuna, if I win it, you can just hold onto it until I see you in February (presuming you're in town then - I know your retired self is just enjoying life, right now). It's awfully generous of you, man. Very damn kind.

Also, it's gonna make these playoffs interesting, when a lot of us not might have cared as much. All of a sudden, I've got a rooting interest. My thanks.

Chiefs over Saints, 35 - 31

I still think these two teams are the class of their conferences. Eagles might try to upset the apple cart again, and the Chiefs are vulnerable with good contenders left, but I still think this is it. Honestly, that score might be pretty low, when it's all said and done...

 

Saints 25 Colts 24

 

It's the least I could do I let you guys down, In hindsight I shouldn't of tempted fate and wore my Sweetness jersey, instead I wore the Mack.

It's a long story but I ordered a couple when I was down south and it told me I couldn't complete the order so I ordered again and again and again with the same result.
My compressor went out when I was down there and thought I still have money on this debit card but was told insufficient funds and thought oh oh.
When I got home I checked my emails and account and said WTF. Some of the charges were bogus some weren't so I disputed them all and told them I'll pay for whatever was bogus, and let the bank sort it out. I thought about selling them online or sending them back and thought fuck that, I'll take my lumps and chalk it up as a lesson learned and that was never order shit online when you are three sheets to the wind.
I told Mongo that story at the game and he says "Because of you that Mack jersey is the second leading seller" lol

It ain't no big deal really. You guys are fucking awesome!
I picked up my first pension check today, but I was only off one week and the Tribune called me back to help out as a field consultant so I've been training guys that replaced us because they're overwhelmed by the job we actually did and sadly the Tribune is trying to do the job on the cheap and doesn't allocate the resources to do the job right. I'm actually having a blast doing it being back out on the street with the people. At some point I need to get back down south and fix my furnace, but hell I'll take the money as long as they want to give it to me. All these contractors call me the "virus dude" because the word spread down there that I was responsible for the malware that affected newspapers around the country last week. Little to they know I can't even hack into my own accounts with passwords I created.
So I'm still fooling them after all these years.

That's my girl! derail this thread all you want.

 

Tuna - you, my friend, are a man of intrigue. And a generous one, at that. If you're around late February, I'd love to buy you a drink and hear all about the hacker who can't remember his password. Cheers, bud.

 

God. You're amazing tuna. Your posts are beyond hilarious!!!

Bww you gonna have to step up brothah. tuna's got the comedic real deal happenin' now ...