Frustrated Fans we need to give players and coaches our own nicknames.

Anyone got any ideas, this is all in fun, and as fans we can be brutal with criticism, but keep in mind these coaches and players are at a level we will never see and they have families. HOWEVER, SCREW THAT LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

Matt Canada Dry- he is leaving this team out to dry.
Tail Gunner Olszewski always makes the team dodge bullets.
Mike Teflon Tomlin- nothing sticks, everything gets deflected.
Mason Lump of Cole- it's what you get in your stocking on a crappy Christmas.
Kenny Pick it yes I will toss it can you pick it off.
Dan One Moore Week- until Broderick Jones starts.

TJ 1000 Watt he is electric and doesn't run out of energy

 

Najee dancing with the stars Harris
Boom Roberts
Anthony McIRland
Stone cold Austin
High motor smith

 

These are nice, but as a word of advice - the best nicknames are the ones you can say easily when you're REALLY upset. Typically, this is just adding an expletive somewhere in their name. Let it happen naturally.

 

Herbig boobies

 

Well when watching I just say F—-ing insert player or coaches name

 

lol

 

Agreed beach he has been off and not by a little his throws are almost always late. It’s a timing thing I believe and he’s not trusting his eyes.