This has been the longest week of my retired career, and the only week so I really have nothing other than it to measure it by.
No all day tailgating with Mongo? You guys (and everyone else in attendance) need to be completely smashed by game time so that you're rowdier and louder when we're on defense.
LOL You're just getting funnier and funnier tuna ... what gives? Where was this talent hiding all these years?
Trey Burton is inactive. This is a pretty shocking (in a bad way) development. EJax is active. Meanwhile my main man Javon Wims is inactive. You'd think with the banged up receivers and Burton out that Wims would be active. Run game is going to need to be very strong.
My butt in the house. Very little breeze on the field atm. The flags outside were blowing off the lake. On the field a slight breeze blowing out in the south end zone. But very little breeze in the north end zone. So wind shouldn't be a factor.
Baby you know that was a Star Wars ref i made there right? Not Star Trek. Chicks, man. Mexican chicks.
Yeah thats all very interesting tuna but lets get down to the important business....on a scale of 11 - 100 how shitfaced is mongo at this point?