Bears v Rams Gadget Bowl Gamethread

I can only imagine the fireworks we're in store for tonight as the league's two best Offenses, masterminded by the league's two biggest evil geniuses on Offense, go head to head.

Prepare for your brain to melt into goo that runs out your earhole as it fails to grasp the super string theory of these play designs. Prepare for your eyeballs to fall out as they try desperately to keep track of where the ball is.

Its time for the game you've been waiting your whole lives to see.

Bears 92 - Rams 90

See you at the end of the thread for the mother of all calledits

 

Baby, pin this motherfucker then leave it here for eternity.

*fumbles mic

 

I'll just leave this here as it seems appropriate given another prime time game.

 

Done and done. Thanks Ev!

 

Everton coming in HOT. And my kids hockey game is over - got smoked 7-2, and I’m already well oiled. So you’re stuck with me too.

let’s get this over with

 

Yeah, I probably started my lubrication a little too late for this game.

 

I actually get to watch it tonight so there is that ...

 

That is how you throw a fucking ball. Step to the target and rip

 

I'm almost at the point where I want to cut Cohen. He can't do anything right and Nagy doesn't have a clue how to utilize him.

 

Please...

Stop...

running...

from the shotgun

 

Jesus what the hell!

 

And one of our most productive opening drives of the entire season ends with zero points. But looking at the positives, by our standards that was a world class way to start the game.

 

Nagy really is dumb. Scouting report says the bears run from the “I” every time. So... line up in the “I” and pass? Maybe that’s not gadgety enough for this thread.

sorry.. maybe it’s too gadgety

 

Did anyone expect that field goal to be good? I didn’t

 

My boy! EDDIE

 

Found his hot read

 

Keep repeating this please.

 

Trubs made a decisive throw, Gabriel dropped it.

 

Running out of the shotgun on first down constantly puts us in second and long.

And now Nagy with zero faith in Pineiro and passes on the FG.

Fucking waste good field position. This team is absolute garbage.

 

Should have tried the FG. Points could be hard to come by. Even though Mitch made a good throw there he can't be trusted to get it done in those situations.