Good for you, dude. Enjoy it and make sure to share some choice pictures with us, so we can live vicariously.
Everyone already loves us less, you dumb fuck.
Nearly woke my wife up, this one made me chuckle so hard.
Thankfully, inbred morons aren't a protected class, so it's open season on gidion and ratboy.
If you're not taking a starting LT prospect in this draft, it's because you KNOW that Jones (or the Yale backup, el oh el) is your starter for...
If it means I don't have to hear either of you say another inbred fucking word, sign me the hell up.
I may not be a Vikings fan, but I live 15 minutes from the stadium and I really don't want everyone here to have to suffer through Aaron Rodgers...
Jesus is a lie because no God would allow you access to a keyboard.
When the dumbest people you went to high school with pick the dumbest person to run the country, you end up here.
The best teams build their trenches through the draft, giving yourself cornerstones for years to come. We've seen it time and time again. If Poles...
You're never going to get a response to this, babyfan. I genuinely appreciate you and everything you're trying to do, but you're not going to get...
That was rambling and restating the same thing several times. Typed a few sentences, chased the toddler down, typed a few sentences, fixed what...
My positions are pretty simple: Any GM that puts his #1 pick - the best chance at a modern franchise QB the team has ever seen - in the position...
Howdy, y'all. Poles traded a sixth round pick for a $17 mil a year (2 more years, I believe) interior OL that couldn't stay healthy or crack the...
Where do you get your information?
To support BWW's point about who each player was surrounded by - there were so many plays on tape (I've watched every offensive snap except the...
We can't compare a player's success elsewhere as a 1-to-1 here in Chicago. Surviving this shit show is no guarantee. Carter always had the...
Christ, I fucking hope not. I don't recall that.
Poles' contract is up at the end of the year. Get this team sold, get him the fuck out, and let's get going. It's a tight timeline, but it can be...
Wow. Dead today. What a world. Now's the chance, y'all - sell the damn team, and let's get this going in the right direction.
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