Steelers Draft and Mel Kiper sucks thread!!

Hot take for you fellas. If Matthew Golden is there at 21, that’s the pick. You then see Pickens traded for a pick around 38 (NE) and a 2026 2nd

 

JJ Pegues let's see how he fits. For me, he is Javon Hargrave. A bull in the middle who is good at tying up two blockers, and get penetration, plays with good pad level. More importantly his character is through the roof. Did you guys know he scored 7 TD as Fullback and was a move the chains guy on 3rd and short. He will have ST value, he loves to compete, I will tell you why PIttsburgh is drafting him, not just the shit I just listed, he went to the same highschool as. drumroll D.K. Metcalf, I shit you knot. He was also given the number 38 which is an Ole Miss honor Chucky Mullins Courage award, which isn't handed out to just anyone. Plus he was one of if not the first prospects brought into The Southside. He will 100% be in my final mock, and is one of my bang the table guys.

 

Interesting, at 38 what is the pick . I got a short list for yinz, here goes.

Jalen Milroe
Trey Amos
TreVeyon Henderson
Jayden Higgins
Tyler Shough
Kaleb Johnson
Darius Alexander

 

185. Ajani Cornelius OT Oregon

 

One more player to pick, has to be a defender to be balanced. There was a few later round guys that came in for visits. Cornelius was not in for a visit, but I happen to like the player. Every pick cannot be a pre-draft visit. So far I am 4/5. They really did not bring any WR with a 5-7th round grade, So I went OT which has a lot of value. Cornelius may be a bit stiff and backed out of the Senior Bowl, not a red flag but not an endorsement. What enticed me about the player is two things. Nasty Demeanor No Injury History.

 

Dane Bugfucker on The Athletic has a 7 round mock, I will not post the hyperlink, you have to be a member to read it.

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I will break it down here, as to what he picked and who else was available. WR flew off the board in round 1, teams waited on CB. I am not taking Dylan Sampson over Charles Grant, in fact Charles Davis had him as his pound the table guy last night on path to the draft confirming my intuition. Milum came in for a visit, something Bugfucker totally missed, not ONE of his picks are part of the 30, so he did not do his homework. However if you've ever done a 7 round mock, it takes great effort. Why is he taking WR, Edge and ignoring OL and CB? Breuener is a one year wonder, but the obvious connection to the Steelers I get it. I am pounding the table for Hunter Wohler, that's a fact Jack. Dike at 185 is way too rich he's a 7th rounder and doesn't have the route tree. Taking Jimmy Horn who finds holes in zones is a much better option if you went late round WR.


21. Shedeur Sanders QB Colorado First off he is not getting past N.O. also available in order of BPA Will Johnson CB Michigan, Jahade Barron CB Texas, Kenneth Grant DT Michigan. Just missed Derreck Hampton at 17, Omarian Hampton at 20
83. Dylan Sampson RB Tenn. BPA available: Charles Grant OT, Wyatt Millum OL , Elic Ayomanor WR missed out on Jack Bech 74th
123. Jordan Phillips DT BPA on my board, JJ Pegeues DT, Kyle McCord QB, JJ Giddens RB, Bayshal Tuten RB missed out on 108. Ollie Gordon 116. Vernon Broughton DT RB 118. Logan Brown OT
156. Elijah Roberts Edge SMU BPA on my board: Zah Frazier CB, David Walker OLB Central Arkansas just missed at 155 Jalen Travis OT Iowa State
185. Chimere Dike WR Florida. BPA on my board: Sebastian Castro S Iowa Jayden Blue RB Texas Just missed Luke Kandra OG Cincinnati Josh Gray OG Oregon State
229. Carson Breuner LB Washington BPA on my board: Hunter Wohler S Wisconsin, Jimmy Horn Jr WR Craig Woodson S California just missed 218. Kobee Bryant CB Kansas , 228. Nick Nash WR San Jose St.

 

Didn't like that I missed JJ Pegues and Charles Grant, two of my bang the table guys. Harmon was gone at 21, as was Will Johnson and Matthew Golden. Getting Hampton on a 5 year deal was super in my book. Took a QB that I think Tomlin wants. Alexander was a steal at 83 as was Williams who led the nation in INT. I like Horn over Dike and Lambert-Smith, I think he has more a route tree. Ivey was a unicorn, I could not pass on him, my other options were Zah Frazier and Joshua Gray, with not much OT to chose from it was picked clean like a Big Mac in a fish tank full of Piranha. Ivey is 6-6 275 with a good motor and 14 sacks, he replaces the washed up Preston Smith. There were trades, Eagles moved up for Sanders, then the Bucs moved up for Scourton. So basically they traded from 18 back to 32 and up to 21, kind of whacky, but hey I took pick 53 with a shit-eating grin. I got Milroe about where he should go, not over-drafting based on anything but common fucking sense. Alexander has been a favorite of mine so at 83 it was a no brainer. I got too cute and backed off of 123, guys I wanted were gone. (Jalen Travis, Logan Brown) but I did not anticipate getting sniped at 147 by the SF Gold Diggers and missed out on Pegues. So I got greedy and traded back to far, but that was what the simulator offered. Williams was the consolation prize. I keep taking Hunter Wohler, who is just a football player and a depth piece.

 

Got all these players plus a KC 3rd in 2026. If Milroe does not work out, then Kahn will move up for a QB live for Pittsburgh in 2026. Expect some comp picks for that draft, and I hope we don't give away picks for stiffs like last year. Russell Wilson and the team tanked with 7 losses in a row. So I wish they had kept Fields, but Rudolph is not the end of the world, a lot of the players on Pittsburgh liked him, including one George Pickens.

Wilson, Fields, Dan Moore Jr. are going to net 3rd and 4th round comp picks. Add in that KC 3rd, and you got the ammo to move up for a QB. or I don't think, unless they suck balls in 2025, Arch Manning is going to be available, that is if he declares. I think the kid makes 10M a year playing for Texas so he's in no rush. His dad, grandad, and uncles are going to see where he could get picked and I guaranfuckingtee that will make a HUGE difference if and when he declares. We all remember 2004, Archie did not like the Chargers coaches or organization. I Beleive the Mannings have respect for Pittsburgh and Tomlin. But.... they do like the NYG, and if they Blow again, Dabol is gone, so that depends on who the new coach is.

I would not say manning+ is the consensus overall #1 pick but I find it hard to argue against it. Some guys don't like Allar, but I am in his camp, he is young and got better each year. Protypical size and comes from a solid program.

 

Harmon is my pick at 21 but he is no longer there at 21, seems to be a trend.
What if Broderick Jones sux this year, you cannot go into the season without another OT, again banging the table for Charles Grant.

Off the top of my head, here are my bang the table players from early to late. A few I left off because there is no second round pick and a few late first guys IF they trade back. Not so easy finding trading partners in the real draft, simulators make it seem easy.

Will Johnson
Derrick Harmon
Matthew Golden
Omarian Hampton
Maxwell Hairston
Kaleb Johnson
Darius Alexander
Charles Grant
Jack Bech
Joshua Farmer
Jaylen Royals
RJ Harvey
Nohl Williams
JJ Pegues
Hunter Wohler
Nick Nash

 

Mock Draft, no trades, no simulator. Most likely their pick, all but Grant came in for a visit. Grant is just too much a value over a RB and I don't think Kaleb Johnson will be there at 83. I also don't think they are taking Hampton at 21. I think Kahn might trade back, but like I said 100 times you have to have a partner and plenty left on the board before you make that call. I would listen to the NYG. picks 34, 65,99, 101 are in play. They may want Sanders if he gets to us, read an article that Sanders had a good visit is a load of shit, reports are coming out that he may not be their top QB past Ward, AND Sanders would have to say it went well because it elevates his stock. Steelers have to lie too, so teams think he will go at 21. Rooney and Mara are close, they sit together in league meetings, and Dabol is going to be out of a job unless he gets his QB. at 3 no fucking way in hell would anyone pass on Abdul Carter or Travis Hunter unless they were mentally unstable. Sanders is boom or bust let's be honest. He is a gritty kid but he takes too many sacks and chucks it all over the field. He won't be playing the Colorado schedule he will be facing smarter bigger faster meaner defenses. One other thing to ponder, mediocre arm, that is fine in New Orleans, someone correct me if I am wrong but how did he do in the snow? I really don't know. Colorado isn't in a snow belt like CLE, PITT, BUFF, NY, NE. Pick 123, I think you have to look at the tape from 2023, and instead of Giddens you take Ollie Gordon, a bigger back.

21. Derrick Harmon
83. Charles Grant
123. DJ Giddens
156. JJ Pegues
185. Jayden Blue
229. Justin Walley

 

Watched several draft shows and I am finding it is mostly a waste of time.

1. It's geared for the listeners who don't know shit about the draft other than maybe the top 20 picks.
2. Shedeur Sanders is 1 fucking player out of 257, stop hobbing his knob. Kiper thinks anyone who drafts a QB ahead of Sanders (other than Ward) is ridiculous. Again, what NFL Front office does he work for?
3. Is it me or does ESPN have some sort of chemical in the water that makes their draft hosts smile, nod, and twitch? They must be nodding yes all the time so listeners agree with them. If you've ever seen The Movie Suckers you know what I am talking about.
4. Mike Greenberg is a shit host, knows less than any National host about the draft. get Louis Riddick on there. I can actually tolerate Kiper now, it comes with age, for both of us I guess, but he's still stuck on his one or two "guys"
5. This season on Path to the Draft has been almost void of Daniel Jerimiah, and the show suffers from it. I follow him on X, hoping he puts out his top 150 board before Thursday so I can tweak mine.
6. If ESPN didn't have orange crushers or PTTD didn't have bang the table, it would be unwatchable. I find myself hitting FF to find interesting takes.
7. God help you if you have to watch ESPN, Berman was stale 20 years ago, now he's some rotted vegetable in the crisper drawer.
8. I miss Mike Mayock.
9. Cynthia Freeland is a Fantasy geared host, just no real reason to have her on draft shows.
10. I have Peacock so Florio and Simms are part of the programming I pay for and I still won't watch them. I have the streaming service for other shows. Ditto for Colin Cowherd, another jagov on FS1.

 

I like the switch up for your second UDFA pick.

 

Yeah the DT out of SMU came in for a visit.
Also if we could have kept going I would have taken a WR, maybe Sammy Brown or Kobe Hudson, have to check to see if they were available.update, IrishDawg took Hudson.