Loins Bears ‘nobody cares enough to make a gamethread’

Nice block in the back

 

Caleb has not been sacked today. Every play call from here on out should be a downfield pass or quick slants. The Lions are on their way to 50 unless Johnson starts to feel bad for his future players.

 

They literally can’t get Gibbs down today

he’s only been taken to the turf once or twice

 

C'mon Johnson don't slow it down too much. We want more possessions.

 

Depth guys on the DL showing they need not be on the roster next year.

 

That’s pathetic. And on brand.

 

Just pathetic

 

This might be the softest run D I ever seen, including the Mel Tucker era.

 

Lions don’t want to get in a shootout says the color man

master class announcing

 

Johnson taking his foot off the gas.

 

I’d love for Bears ownership to get into a private jet crash on an empty field where the pilot parachutes out so no innocents die

 

Sadly they’re cheap and probably fly coach

 

Yeah celebrate a stop on a day when the Lions have scored 34 on you and gained a million yards

 

Go hurry up, tempo!

 

“Here’s Keenan Williams”

Vilma’s hit his head a lot.

 

Keenan Williams

 

Cole Kmet twice in one game

they’re gonna spoil him

 

You deserve that. Fucking stop with the cute bullshit.

 

This team will never fucking learn.

 

Good play call

we were moving the ball down the field too much and Brown needed to stop that