Thursday Night Football Sucks Game Thread

RIP Orange helmets

Aw, fuck, I bet they plan on wearing them again this year, don't they? Fuck. I was hoping for ONE good thing from this game.

 

Silver lining: we have our first round pick this year. Right? Please tell me we do.

 

The story will be the missed PI or Mooney not coming down with it. 7 points against the fucking Redskins at home. The rest of this season is a waste. Our offense is still broken as fuck with a shit ass QB that everyone will make excuses for. Trubisky was 10x the player this clown is at this point in there second years b

 

The time to stop drinking was probably an hour or so ago.

 

1st and goal 3 times and zero fucking points.

 

the time to stop drinking is fucking never, sacriliege

 

At least they sported those good orange uniforms.

 

I forgot about that shit, not only do we not score, what do they get, a yard? LOL. This fucking team.

You bet, and guess what? We aren't just getting Top 10, we got our sights on Top fucking 5 now baby.

 

The orange unis are bad, but not that bad on their own, the fucking orange helmets put the cherry on top of that look. Terrible.

 

I exaggerated but at least Trubisky gave us some hope for a season. This is straight up depressing. I guess we should be happy he’s putting us out of our misery by removing all doubt.

 

I’ll give you guys a case of Jack Daniel’s to take Trubisky back.

 

Oh, I want it all. Give me that #1 pick. I don't want them to have #2 and hear about Trubisky, or #4 and hear about Benson...

The last time they had the #1 pick was in the 1940's. I think it's time we get into our best Tunafat / BWW mindsets and take things way, way back...

 

I think the orange uniforms, with the normal helmets and right around Halloween time, have a place on the field. I can dig it. At least, if we go back to the Reebok era when they had a more classic look than Nike's garbage.

Orange helmets? Honestly looks like the Bears are trying to win a middle school street wear competition. Imagine having the freedom to change the helmet for one of the most historic and iconic uniforms in the game, and... you come up with that. For fuck's sake. What a disgrace.

 

I thought I was watching the 0-14 1976 Buccaneers last night except they at least had white helmets. This was one of the 4 games I predicted them to win this year, perhaps I was a little too charitable with my expectations for this team after all. I mean WTF!

 

I like the new avatar. I see you are 100% on the "blang train".

 

Didn't see the game, we are on a 12day trip sailing around the Greek Islands and its been awesome, not much fir Internet tho and I'm having to post on my phone which I hate.

Read thru the game thread saw many things inc repeated mentions to a supposed missed layup. So I tracked down the play in question..... and its a fucking layup!! I know the TE is a nobody, I don't wanna hear it. That is a throw the QB has got to make 100%. There are just too many of these happening. QBs are human, they can miss really easy throws, virtually every qb will miss a swing pass during the season, it happens. But these kinds of missed layups happen a few times a season, Fields has missed a full handful already in only 6games. Just not good enough. I can understand forced errors due to pass protection F ups and wrs not getting open, but the layups have to be made, that simple.

Mooney still shouldve won the game and completely fucked it. He elevates before the defender knows what's happening and gets a clear 2 hands on it, that should be a regulation TD catch and is with legit receivers. Mooney wants to be the guy, he wanted the ball, he blew it.

I'm not saying which was worse I am saying both Fields and Mooney had their own version of a layup and they both completely blew it. That's 14points. Shouldve been a Bears win

 

Oh and the orange uniforms, hideous!!

You've got teams like Cincy absolutely stylin in their white helmets and then you've got the bears looking like a frozen fucking fruit shoot.

But then wot else can you expect from this bungle factory franchise

 

I was sitting here thinking what the fuck is a fruit shoot? so I googled it and sure enough, Ev is spot on as this is the first image that came up.
It must be that clown vortex he talked about.

 

If the season ended today and the Bears had a top 3 pick I think they would have to give QB a long look. But its not. Fields has 11 more possible starts to get his shit together and move the needle in his direction. Hell he could have a historically good finish to go with his historically bad start. But let’s not be blind. He is dead last in every meaningful statistic. I am sure the lack of weapons and a bad OLine are not helping. But we should be saying look at how this guy is playing with what he has. Imagine how well he will be with a better supporting cast. Right now nothing he is doing consistently tells me he could take advantage of a better supporting cast.

 

Id rather wait one more year for JJ McCarthy provided he’s not an idiot and opts for the draft this year (and maintains the tear he’s presently on for Michigan this season).

In a perfect world, Poles takes a LT and a WR early next draft, overpays Conklin from Tennessee at RT (who’s in cap hell and can’t afford to keep him), then uses the rest of FA to round out the rest of the roster before the QB for 24 offseason, should Justin not figure it out.

But this is the bears, so they’re gonna fuck it up and draft defense with prime picks, pay big money for defense, and use a 5th rounder on a WR who’s a returner or a blocker and not a real WR.