Where's Mongo?

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Where's Mongo?

  1. Babyfan lied, she never spoke to him, she has a drinking problem.

    14.3%
  2. Babyfan has early onset dementia, so it's not her fault.

    21.4%
  3. He's in Thailand with a mouth full of ladypenis.

    42.9%
  4. He is silently stalking the board.

    7.1%
  5. He is stalking Halas Hall...waiting for his moment to hurt Matt Nagy.

    7.1%
  6. Who's Mongo?

    7.1%
  1. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Oh my God I stared at your sentence forever and then finally I got it ... I'm too worried about sentence construction and I miss half of the sex leads on this forum ...
     
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  2. BearsWillWin Drunk (Probably) Patreon Champion Manager Bears Blackhawks Cubs

    So....where's Mongo?
     
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  3. vvarder Franchise Player Bears

    The poll is pretty clear dude: "He's in Thailand with a mouth full of ladypenis."
     
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  4. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Well.
    I emailed him back and told him how I've been mocked, ridiculed and shamed because of his not showing up. There's nothing more effective than a good guilt trip to set a man straight. Amirightorwhat ...
     
  5. BearsWillWin Drunk (Probably) Patreon Champion Manager Bears Blackhawks Cubs

    Way to make it all about you. Typical female.
     
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  6. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Bahaha ...
    I'm spluttering!!
     
  7. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    I just found out who Razor is!! He's one of the Bear's coaches!!
    Man, I had a totally different idea than that.
     
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  8. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    Nope, you're overthinking shit again, stop it!
    Waiting for Mongo I grew a beard, and I need a Razor, not an OC named Lazor.
     
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  9. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Ohhh ..
    Well crap. I even read about the Lazor guy.

    Thanks tuna. I think ... LOL
     
  10. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    Okay, here's the deal. The Bears have given K9s for Veterans access to the United Club to set up a booth for the game against the Ravens this week, and I'll be there. I'm going to dress as a vendor and start yelling "Lady Penis" to get his attention, and then I'm going to drag him out of those seats in section 203 and drag him back in here. If anybody has United Club tickets for the game this week let me know I could use some help because he is actually bigger than me, and if there's a report of a man going over the balcony at the game this week, I think it will be safe to assume that yeah, that'll be me.
     
  11. dlinebass5 M.V.P. Bears

    I will be with you there in spirit, Tuna. It's a noble goal, and as always, your efforts are appreciated. I'm sure that yelling "Lady penis" won't be problematic for you.

    In other news, I wanted to share something that I'm not able to tell anyone else yet, at my wife's instruction - we found out that she's pregnant, this morning. It's very exciting. This is my "not telling anyone" loophole, so thank you all.
     
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  12. Lyman "Franchise Asshole" Browns Buckeyes

    Congratulations !!! You're about to embark on the most incredible (and sometimes frustrating) journey of your life.
     
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  13. tunafat Franchise Player Bears

    LMAO, Congrats my man, glad you were able to solve that Rubik's Cube, and figure out which end is up.
    I know nothing and maybe even less, after all, I wouldn't dream of yelling dlinebasses wife is pregnant in front of
    the 60,000 Soldier Field faithful at the game in between shouting "Lady Penis". :D
     
  14. gidion72 Legend Steelers

    Congratulations dline, hopefully the child takes after your wife.
     
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  15. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Thank you Tuna.
    And when you drag him out of his seat and in here please give him a swat upside the head from me ...
     
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  16. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Mazel Tov!!!
    This is so exciting!! Congratulations dline, how wonderful for you both!
     
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  17. BearsWillWin Drunk (Probably) Patreon Champion Manager Bears Blackhawks Cubs

    Congrats dline. Awesome news.

    But Where's Mongo?
     
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  18. EvertonBears M.V.P. Bears

    Dline congrats buddy!! Thats great news thanks for telling us.

    Im sure glad you and the missus made it up to Chicago/Soldier when you did, cos well, you aint getting back there for a long while now lol. Kids are great and all of that, but they do have a way of making you less rich.
     
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  19. Campbell Administrator Manager Commissioner

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    CONGRATS!!!
     
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  20. babyfan Legend Patreon Platinum Bears Babyfan's P.C. Yoga

    Dline's news is exactly what should bring Mongo back into the rabid Bears board ...
     
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