No no, he's coming back to either bitch or praise his PSLs moving to Arlington Heights. In all seriousness, I welcome that bastard back.
...He's coming back, to tell us he's buying the team now that the racetrack deal went through, and he'll make BWW the new head coach (since they are one and the same), patg will then be the new GM, and tuna??? Well, I'll get my old janitorial job back at Halas Hall, and make it a visor-free zone.
It feels like there's more you can tell us but are waiting for someone to ask. THATS INCREDIBLE NEWS WHAT MORE CAN YOU TELL US?!!
Sorry I was so cryptic. I was a little bit drunk when I wrote my post. Mongo emailed me yesterday because he was looking for a hot date and he wanted to open a discussion with me about taking over the food services at Halas Hall which he now owns. He remembers my sammiches with great fondness. He should be arriving soon. Isn't it strange how quiet Bww has been lately?
Welcome back old man. He needed baby to start the thread tho? Oh well, so long as we get ranting, drunk game-thread Mongo back. Probably working on the whole "Thai ladyboy" material for Mongo's return. I would be the single most unlikeable GM to the meatballs. I'd stop giving away draft picks like its candy on Halloween, would invest heavily in the OL/DL, wouldn't carry 20 TEs and use the highest paid one 2x per game, would hire staff that would demonstrate they understand shades of talent before picking the best plan to tailor a scheme to said talent, and would give hefty raises to my janitorial staff.
That a girl, I guess you are one of us. Especially ones that make Halas Hall a visor-free zone? I would just love to see BWW at a press conference when someone asks a stupid question now that would be epic.
Oh BWW is my PR guy. Mongo's problem though. He's gonna have to pay the FCC every time he has 'obscene and indecent broadcasts.' I would commit to twice-weekly pressers with BWW talking/berating people. Brought to you by *insert scotch maker here*
I'd last roughly five minutes before they drag me away from the podium. It would be a glorious five minutes though.
Okay who are going to be the broadcasters? I think the sheep shagger Everton should be one, It would be a departure to have his colorful jargon inserted into any Bears broadcast. I have no doubt he would make the broadcasters hall of fame within the very first year. Come to think of it pat I'm really going to need that raise you are so on top of it because I'm also going to need a front loader to haul out all the alcohol bottles because it will no longer be an alcohol-free zone.
