Welcome to Cleveland Kevin, meet Odell

How could a conservative young woman possibly lie?

 

The debate about the veracity of young Dingess will be varied I'm sure but it doesn't appear that it will be much in doubt at home with Mrs. Mayfield. If his manhood has the "curve" that she described how else would she know that?

 

Who in their right mind would send a dick pic anyway? It's hard evidence of the penetratio....er perpetration. (pun intended)

Seriously though...aren't these guys smart enough to get some random pic to send instead of their own junk? That would give them an alibi, right?

 

If he'd had a better season, she'd be better looking.

 

Wait... Has anyone discussed the parallel to Brett Favre? We, or at least I, have compared Baker to Brett as early as his college days. Then comes out the epic recreation ofbthe draft day pic in the Jean shorts.

Maybe Baker is so enamored with Favre, he wants to follow COMPLETELY in his footsteps. Hell, he might have paid this girl to put it out there for dramatic effect/promotion.



Disclaimer: before the Bears fans jump on here and start a 5 day thread of how stupid Browns fans are and how they will go to all lengths to defend players, this is a joke. It's sad that I have to actually write that....

 

Uh. Kevin, we have some "more" bad news, aside from your top 2 recievers both underwent surgery:

The team shipment of "weed" was intercepted. Oh and your left tackle was arrested, with the weed in his possesion.

Our dice roll on Hunt may just have come up "snake eyes".

Our QB has a bent rod.

The good news:

Our pass rush specialist is back, and we're in the news again.


Have a nice day!

 

If you haven't gotten Odel's autograph, better ask quick. Rumor has he's trade bait with Minnesota.

Not sure if this is a Corona Virus rumor (too much time, too little news), or if there's substance to it.

Not sure how I feel about it right now, but have to admit I'd listen to offers. It had better be a good offer. It's not really a money thing now, with so many WRs getting more, but there's that production thing and that injury thing, and that Baker regression thing, ......

 

Odell and the team have both done their best to squash the trade rumors. All we've heard this offseason is two completely ridiculous notions that the 49ers would trade a future fourth round pick in 2021 because they "held all the leverage" (made me so mad I had to lay down on the floor and count to 10) and that some guy named Moose without *any* sourcing, reported it was Minnesota for a second and a fifth.

Imagine trading a first and a first round talent (Jabrill Peppers) for a guy, only to firesale him after a single season in which the *ENTIRE* team under-performed so spectacularly it cost multiple men their jobs.

It's also an extremely bold marketing choice for the franchise to roll out new uniforms with Odell being featured in the reveal, only to trade him a few days later.

 

So, you're saying it's a Corona Virus side effect?

The media is desperate for any sniff of news. Thanks for sharing the sourcing.

 

Little more Beckham talk...

And from Schefter:

So now 100% of people with information have said it's not happening. Hopefully that buys us 3-4 days before the next rumor starts...