Dumbass Of The Day

Looks like the driver had the payload jacked up even higher than he was.....

 

I'm surprised. No Odell at the Championship celebration?

 

Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/28/us/tennessee-man-marijuana-trnd/index.html

 

They thought they could get a 2 for 1 deal.

 

A postal worker rented a storage unit to hide mail because he felt 'pressured' to deliver it

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/29/us/postal-worker-hides-mail-storage-unit-trnd/index.html

 

WTH? lol! I would let my dog bite him.

 

That is one of the job hazards of being a postal worker.

 

And today we have Florida in all its splendid glory......



CLEARWATER — The three men who held up a CVS Pharmacy on New Year’s Day planned their moves meticulously.

The robbers hit at 5 a.m. They wore blue surgical gloves so they wouldn’t leave prints. They waved guns at employees and bound several of them with zip ties. Detectives would later review store surveillance video that showed one of the suspects casing the place the day before.

And they made off with a boatload of drugs in white garbage bags — more than 10,000 pills that contained the opioids hydrocodone and oxycodone, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office. It had an estimated street value of about $320,000.

But as detectives investigated the area around the store, located at 30387 U.S. 19 N, they started noticing pill bottles, according to an arrest warrant. The robbers, it appeared, had emptied the bottles as they made their getaway, then tossed them out the window of their car.

Detectives started following the pill bottles like bread crumbs, eventually leading to a house at 1045 West Ave. There, they found the same White Chrysler 200 that had been recorded on surveillance camera fleeing the scene. White cotton and a pill bottle cap lay on the ground nearby.

The deputies detained the two men inside the Chrysler: Christopher Rachell Jr. and David Dobbins, both 19. They matched the descriptions of two of the robbers seen inside the store, detectives said.

They found more evidence on Dobbins’s cellphone. He had recorded videos of the suspects in the same room as a bed strewn with pills and clear plastic baggies. Videos also showed them handling a white garbage bag near the pills — the same type of bag with which the suspects were seen fleeing, reports state.

The videos helped them identify Roy Lampkin as a collaborator. The 18-year-old could be seen in the video handling a clear plastic bag that contained round white pills, reports state, and his fingerprints were found on one of the white garbage bags and on a plastic bag of opioid pills.


Though the warrant does not name Lampkin as one of the suspected robbers, it says he was captured on CVS’s surveillance video before the crime. He entered the building at about 3:52 a.m. on Jan. 1 and asked the pharmacist a question. He was arrested on Feb. 5 on charge of drug trafficking.

Rachell and Dobbins were arrested Jan. 1. Each faces one count of armed robbery, two counts of trafficking in illegal drugs and three counts of false imprisonment. Dobbins remains in the Pinellas County jail, held in lieu of $280,000 bail. Rachell, who also faces a charge of possession of oxycodone, is being held in lieu of $282,000 bail.

Lampkin faces two counts of drug trafficking. His bail is $500,000.

 

Like leaving footprints in the snow. lol! Idiots.

 

Crack is whack!!!! It would have taken the police longer to find them if they called 911 and gave them the address.

 

This is just...........beyond words other than "Florida".............


JACKSONVILLE, Florida –

Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.



“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville police spokesman said. “But the Watts misrepresented their product. The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where the Watts crossed the line into doing something illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:

We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.

 

This all made sense. He makes a cogent case for his defense. She, on the other hand, does not seem to appreciate his capabilities.

The thing I do not get is that anyone paid for this ticket. God gives them for free to anyone who asks. But hundreds of people paid a Benjamin for one.

 

And even better......it's not illegal in Jacksonville to sell these as long as you don't claim them to be made of real gold.


Stupid is as stupid does......(F. Gump)

 

It all makes perfect sense...

except the baby alligator.

 

My apologies to the Rams' fans. Possible new logo leaked. This award goes to the designer.....