Dumbass Of The Day

It’s an Eagles fan in the picture and you posted it

 

Did anyone else find it amusing that the commissioner of The Water Bureau is, Nick Fish. lol!

 

i didn't say it was me! im hideous but NOT that hideous!

 

rapper Aaron Carter goes Mike Tyson with a face tattoo. Prediction this guy will be dead inside of 6 months due to an OD. He's a mess. Here's what he used to look like:

 

Michigan boy suffers second degree burns in 'fire challenge'

https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/07/us/fire-challenge-dearborn-heights-trnd/index.html




WTF is wrong with people?!?!?! Why not just have a jump off the Golden Gate Bridge challenge? At least that way nobody will have to clean anything up as the ocean washes you away and the fish eat you..

 

IDIOTS!

 

DARWIN WINS AGAIN!

 

"The first time it was like, a little tiny fire. Then they swatted it off," he said, "The second time it engulfed, and they kept spraying it on me."

 

This might just fall under dumbass of the day? The Redskins say Tomlin is on their short list of coaches. We’ll find out later If they are stupid enough to be listed here. If they want him give us your #1 pick and we’ll throw Roethlisberger in for their two. WTF, they say there’s a sucker born every day. How many times was Snyder born?

 

Some are virgins, others are born-again virgins. Same goes for suckers, I guess.

 

A Florida man was reportedly arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk after his pal captured the reptile. Timothy Kepke, 27, of Hobe Sound allegedly fed some beer to the animal, which also bit him, on Aug. 26 in Palm City, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission report obtained by TC Palm. Moments earlier, Kepke told police, Noah Osborne, 22, caught the gator with his bare hands, the report said. Kepke told authorities he had consumed a few beers that day, but claimed he wasn’t intoxicated during the incident.
After the beer feeding, which was recorded, the duo released the animal back into the wild, Kepke told officers. Authorities obtained the video, though it’s unclear how, and on Sept. 17 confronted Kepke at his home, where he copped to the crime.
A woman who was with the two men confirmed Kepke’s account with police on Sept. 21, the report said. Both Kepke and Osborne were arrested on Oct. 3 and charged with unlawfully taking an alligator.

 

it should've eaten both of them ! take in a cat or a dog, not an alligator. they're not cuddly.

 

"Florida Man" is a national treasure. Every time you read a story about a man in Florida, he's doing something crazy like getting high on bath salts and chewing on the general public.

 

How about this clueless fat bastard ?

 

I posted the article about the Fire Challenge the other day. And now I present the opposite....The fire extinguisher challenge. SMDH

 

wow - real smart pal! smh.

 

– A South Dakota man was arrested outside a Sioux Falls house fire on Sunday, but the arrest had nothing to do with the blaze. Rather, police say the man tried to push past police and fire personnel in an attempt to reenter the home and "save" his beer. The Argus Leader quotes police as saying the man was told to stay outside but "persisted" in his attempts; no word on what kind of beer it was.


He was charged with interference with a fire or law enforcement official. The blaze, called in at 12:35pm, was extinguished in 10 minutes, but caused three people to receive medical treatment. The incident led to a SMH-type tweet from Sioux Falls Police featuring SpongeBob SquarePants that reads in part, "This incredibly poor judgement could have put many responders at risk.

lol! Ya gotta have priorities in life.

 

Only in Florida....

– If the drunk-driving case against Whitney Beall goes to trial, Exhibit A will probably be her Periscope video "Drunk Girl Driving," in which she drives around talking about how drunk she is. Police in Lakeland, Fla., say the 23-year-old used the live-streaming app to upload a series of videos of herself driving drunk on Saturday night, and she was arrested after worried viewers called 911, NBC Miami reports. Police say they managed to find Beall after an officer logged onto the app. When she was pulled over, she drove into a curb without braking, the New York Daily News reports. She refused a Breathalyzer test but failed a field sobriety test and was charged with DUI and taken to jail.


As Beall drove around—and viewers urged her to stop before she killed somebody—she complained about having a flat tire and made statements like "I am super drunk in the USA" and "I am drunk on South Florida Avenue because I'm a drunk person." The video "highlights the dangers of driving while intoxicated through the eyes of a drunk and irresponsible young adult," police said in a statement. The department is "extremely thankful that this did not result in an accident and no one was injured as a result of her poor decision." Beall's lawyer says she is "a young professional with a bright future" and she will be pleading not guilty, WFLA reports.

 

LMAO!

Guy Fleeing Cops on Scooter Does Not Get Away
Because they're not very fast, you see


– A suspected drug dealer tried to evade authorities in Nevada while riding a scooter. The Nevada Appeal reports that Joseph Scurti is facing charges including suspicion of a parole and probation warrant and probation violation. Obstruction charges are pending. The slow-speed pursuit began Friday when Carson City deputies tried to pull Scurti and his TaoTao scooter over. Deputies say they ran the scooter's registration and learned Scurti had two outstanding felony warrants.


Authorities say he drove down Highway 50 then rode onto a sidewalk in attempt to evade capture, instead hitting a patrol vehicle. The scooter then became stuck underneath the car. Deputies say Scurti then ran but was tackled and handcuffed. Scurti told police he was riding away because he had to drop the scooter off at a friend's house.