Dear John, After last nights embarrassment in San Francisco, I thought you may be open to a few suggestions. Trade Joel Bitonio for Jalen Ramsey. You can never have enough (healthy) cornerbacks in the NFL and O-linemen are always available on the waiver wire. Sneak a nickle bag of weed into Antonio Calloway's duffle bag. He could use another 4 weeks off. Jay Gruden is available. So is Johnny Manziel.
Trade Joel Bitonio for Jalen Ramsey. You can never have enough (healthy) cornerbacks in the NFL and O-linemen are always available on the waiver wire. Nah he will just pull a hammy and the other girls on the sidelines . what a fucking embarrassing mess !!