Death by stupidity....

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/04/mum-42-died-swallowing-bag-cocaine-airport-lounge-9806145/

 

Jesus.

 

I don't think he had anything to do with this. Unless that's the name of her dealer.

 

Jésu.

Sorry.

What a dumb ass thing to do.

 

Isn't that a crappy Christian rock band?

Well...I guess....is there a such thing as good christian rock?

 

I think you answered your own question. And I have no idea beyond that I was trying to make jesus look more latinated. Huh. That's not a word? It should be!!

 

Jesus was a white guy...haven't you seen movies?

 

Oh.
That makes zero sense.

 

Well.....duh.

 

So listen ya big idiot. I'm going to need a refresher course in football. I don't remember anything you told me.

 

The team that scores the most points typically wins.

 

Let's start with the names of the guys that run up and down the field.

 

So is there ever an exception to this? Like say ... you have a team that has a really nice uniform and hot players but they can't play worth a damn. Do they get to win sometimes?

 

They all have different names.

Tyreek...Julius...Nick...Joe...Bob....

 

No.

 

You're a tough teacher Mills. D'you have any experience in teaching? I could recommend a few workshops that might help you ...

 

Yeah but I taught in the inner city where all the kids had guns.

 

Guns?

Jesus. All those kids with guns and no one ever shot you????

Chicago kids are dumb.

 

At least he was numb when he died. I hope it was high quality shit

 

“Mum” usually indicates a woman. And if you’re THAT stupid, you don’t deserve a good buzz.