THE PHIL and all of HIS glory

Tom Lehman?
Tom Brady?
Matt Birk?
Nascar?

Be careful with this one, there's a long history of WH snubs and those presidents weren't nearly as divisive in terms of rhetoric.

Back to my point, the WH should scrap these visits. They're draining on the Donald anyway, he needs his naps and rest.

 

Wasn't it Harrison that snubbed the last two and said he didn't think it was a big deal?

 

This one instantly put a smile on my face. Fuckin Phil, you gotta love him.

 

I wonder if Phil's right hand has a "cheeto stain" on it now. WTF am I talking about? PHIL was probably eating cheetos waiting for Donnie to show up.

 

Like the title of this thread...

 

Praise be! I wanted to do something special for the Penz savior that goes hand in hand with The Temple of The Phil. I'm thinking of changing the spelling of the first "The" to the purposeful "TEH". Personally, I feel it emphasizes PHIL's greatness and importance to the team.

 

Praise be to the Phil

 

Uhhh ...

I'm pretty sure that we looked at TEH use of "The" as a fuck up. That's o.k., we all fuck up occasionally. Make it TEH already.

 

How has nobody thrown 100K at TEH PHIL to be on a label for a hot dog?

I almost never eat them, but I would probably have several cookouts with PHIL-brand hotdogs. There has to be 10s of millions like me, maybe 100s of millions

 

I personally would eat 100s of millions of Phil-brand hot dogs.

 

the only dog served in my house would be a teh Phil. this really is a low hanging fruit of an idea.

 

notice when Phil meets Trump, more hands with cellphones recording the moment go up ?

 

Everyone wanted to see TEH MESSIAH touching Donnie. Too bad he didn't heal him.

 

or eat him...

 

Phil raised a twinkie from teh dead...then he ate it.

Don't doubt the Phil

 

he just needed a big ol glass of milk to wash him down

 

i think they ate before they me trump but when phil meets trump he asks him "is there anymore food left, im still hungry?" haha

 

And TEH PHIL saideth unto McDonaugh, "thine puck shall not go forward", and He lowered His Holy Blade and tooketh the puck and delivered it to archangel Geno, who knocked the puck into the net. Penz winneth 5-4 in OT.
https://www.nhl.com/news/pittsburgh-penguins-new-york-rangers-game-recap/c-292024774

 

The Rangers suck!

(just sayin)