Dumbass Of The Day

lol, I thought the same thing

 

It was just off-site. It's a vid from last year.

 

Here’s this year’s entrant, and I think we may have to shut the contest down after this one.

South Carolina man Allen Ray McGrew killed in fireworks accident

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You beat me to it. The big thing is that he set the firecracker ON TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!! The wife said that he'd been drinking for a few hours. No shit???

 

EDIT: I just remember seeing it last year.


WOW 37 Million views..........this must have been last year but still ranks as Dumb ass of the Day.

 

You beat me to it. The big thing is that he set the firecracker ON TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!! The wife said that he'd been drinking for a few hours. No shit???



Hard to believe that someone can be that Stupid..........I agree with UnderDog this guy takes the cake and his Life...............he may shut down the Thread.

 

You're right. This thread is going to be a little quiet for a while. That one's tough to beat. Hey everyone. Look at me!!!!! (((BOOM)))

 

This guy was really "Dumbass" but on the other side of the coin he was clever.

He Robbed a bank in N Carolina for ONE Penny and he knew he would get arrested and spend time in Jail.

Fleming implied that he intended on getting arrested, even if it was for just stealing a penny.

Pretty sure this guy is Homeless and in Jail you get a bed and 3 squares meals a day...........NO Dumbass but a HUGE Dufus.

 

Lyman..........nice to see you Post again it's been awhile.

I went to a wooden boat show for USA and Canadian Boats........it was excellent and a "Shepherd" was crowned Best in Show....Spectacular ALL Wood Boat.

Hope all is well.

 

GREAT!!!

I can't unsee that Lym....

 

A few additional thoughts.

1) Someone took a picture of that??

2) Can you imagine the conversation after he walked into the ER??

3) I'd love to be a fly on the wall when, for the first time he sits down to take a big old #2.

4) I don't think that was a firecracker. That had to be a large skyrocket.

 

4) I don't think that was a firecracker. That had to be a large skyrocket.


Good additional thoughts SCS........I agree with Jean you can't "unsee" that image.

Those are 3rd degree burns so can imagine the pain that guy was in........BRUTAL

Did he sit on a Rocket or did someone stuff a Rocket down his pants ?

 

His wife said that he'd been drinking all day. I used to do that back in the day. But I never got so drunk that I would shove a skyrocket in some guys ass and light it for him. Just the thought of that would sober you up real quick.

 

Apparently you just didn’t drink enough to get to the “Hey I’ve got an idea “ point of drunkenness.

 

Chicken wings advertised as ‘boneless’ can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court decides.

Consumers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to actually be free of bones, a divided Ohio Supreme Court ruled Thursday, rejecting claims by a restaurant patron who suffered serious medical complications from getting a bone stuck in his throat.

Michael Berkheimer was dining with his wife and friends at a wing joint in Hamilton, Ohio, and had ordered the usual — boneless wings with parmesan garlic sauce — when he felt a bite-size piece of meat go down the wrong way. Three days later, feverish and unable to keep food down, Berkeimer went to the emergency room, where a doctor discovered a long, thin bone that had torn his esophagus and caused an infection.

Berkheimer sued the restaurant, Wings on Brookwood, saying the restaurant failed to warn him that so-called “boneless wings” — which are, of course, nuggets of boneless, skinless breast meat — could contain bones. The suit also named the supplier and the farm that produced the chicken, claiming all were negligent.

In a 4-3 ruling, the Supreme Court said Thursday that “boneless wings” refers to a cooking style, and that Berkheimer should’ve been on guard against bones since it’s common knowledge that chickens have bones. The high court sided with lower courts that had dismissed Berkheimer’s suit.

 

A Florida mom was arrested after she allegedly used an electric screwdriver to drive a nail into her 12-year-old daughter's buttocks, according to the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

According to an arrest affidavit, Goszczynski and three children were hanging picture frames when she approached her 12-year-old daughter and asked her, "Have you ever been screwed in the a**?" That's when the mom allegedly put an electric screwdriver to her daughter's left butt cheek and pressed down on the trigger, driving the screw into her buttocks, deputies said.

Goszczynski has since been released from the Pinellas County Jail after posting $25,000 bond, online jail records show.

 

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A Florida woman found herself behind bars after a traffic stop yielded the discovery of several drugs stashed inside a bag labeled "Bag of Drugs," according to Florida Highway Patrol.

Lauren Riley, 41, was arrested and charged with the following after the incident that unfolded in the area of 54th Avenue North and Haines Road in St. Petersburg on Saturday, according to an arrest affidavit:

• Possession of cocaine
• Possession of crack cocaine
• Possession of methamphetamine
• Possession of hydromorphone
• Possession of alprazolam
• Possession of amphetamine/dextroamphetamine
• Possession of drug paraphernalia

Just before 11:30 a.m., Riley was spotted in her vehicle – albeit not at the wheel – without a seatbelt and rummaging around the passenger floorboard, the affidavit said. The trooper pulled the driver over and noticed a small, used and burnt piece of tin foil and a plastic straw in the car. Additionally, the driver said Riley was under the influence of alcohol.

The driver was arrested for having an open container, according to Florida Highway Patrol. Riley was also asked to get out of the car as Florida Highway Patrol conducted a probable cause search, the arrest report said.


A bag labeled "Bag of Drugs" was reportedly found inside Riley's purse. Here's what troopers said they found inside the bag, according to the arrest affidavit:

• Metal spoon
• 4 glass pipes with residue
• Plastic baggies with white residue
• Full needle
• 2 straws
• 3.25 grams of cocaine
• 1.75 grams of crack cocaine
• 1 gram of crystal meth
• 1.5 pills of hydromorphone
• 2 pills of amphetamine/dextroamphetamine
• 4.5 pills of alprazolam

Riley was taken into custody. She has since been released from the Pinellas County Jail, online jail records show.

 

Riley was taken into custody. She has since been released from the Pinellas County Jail, online jail records show.


Lauren Riley.........this woman is Forest Gumps long lost Cousin............Dumber than Cotton.

 

Doctors in Vietnam reported a patient’s horrific experience of having a 2-foot eel chew through his intestines after he reportedly inserted it into his anus. Surgeons were able to save the man’s life and extract the eel, though not without removing part of his colon as well.

Viet Duc University Hospital in Hanoi reported the body horror tale late last month. On July 27, a 31-year-old man, originally from India, visited the emergency department with severe abdominal pain. According to the hospital, the man soon admitted that he had willingly stuck a large eel up through his anus. He was quickly given imaging tests, which confirmed the eel’s presence, and then prepped for a colonoscopy to remove it rectally. But the doctors discovered a complication: The man had also inserted a lemon into his anus, seemingly to ensure that the eel wouldn’t wriggle out the way it came.

The man’s pain continued to grow worse, prompting the medical team to perform emergency abdominal surgery to retrieve the eel from the other end. Once the man was opened up, the team found that the hefty eel (two feet long and about four inches in diameter) had reached his abdominal cavity by biting through his colon. The doctors were able to pull out the eel, pop free the lemon, and close up the gaping hole in the man’s colon without much trouble. But feces had already spilled into the man’s abdominal cavity and to keep more of it from coming out of the sutured wound, doctors decided to remove part of the upper colon as well.